L Chin 🇵🇸

A slice of chocolate cake would slap right now

I accidentally troubled a lizard and the way that creature fixed itself like it was gonna fight me 😭

“I’m addicted to ba..” double tap

Been double tapping for days now 😌

All I can think about now is a 3 martini lunch

I think the exclusion of the name “Laura” in bend right ova is a CRIMINAL OFFENSE

I wake up and I see everyone gone to two-three parties 🥲 I can’t believe I’m missing EVERYTHING

I’m going to surgically remove my dimples

DR Congo declares national holiday for after reaching World Cup for first time in 52 years bbc.in/4dnrGez

I went to East once and ordered my usual and the new waitress whispered “you know it raw? Like them nuh cook it at all?” Funniest restaurant experience to date

I have a genuine fear of tasting spoilt milk so if I didn’t see when a box of milk was opened I’m not having any of it

#🇯🇲 I collected a TRN today for someone else and they gave me a big book to sign with the full names and TRNs for loads of people 😂 #DataProtectionAct

Got his full beam on blinding the man in front

And now I need Peking duck

@rikkimayv Incline walks and protein (😭)

how to get 4 pack abs in 3 weeks

Face card crazy currently

Driving in Jamaica is going through the amber and thinking you were cutting it close and seeing 7 cars follow behind you

Daal Gadot is a hall of fame slander name.

“All you need is the homies and a sunset” #fax

I was thinking to myself how much I hate the concept fusion food, but somebody just posted pizza with steamed dumplings on top and I think I need to be more open minded