Michael

220 posts

Michael

Michael

@lavmike123

Katılım Ocak 2020
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Michael
Michael@lavmike123·
@inthesamedevice Shooting people is actually really frowned upon in the legal system. It goes against the traditional legal concept of “non sagittis feriri”which means “to not be shot at.”
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precocious peter@w0rldmap·
Can I get some pointless fucking foam on top of my pathetic beverage please
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Michael@lavmike123·
@shitposts_mp4 When you accidentally call them “memes” like a dork instead of calling them “silly ahh blud media”
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Michael
Michael@lavmike123·
@TNOQuoProQuid The Alchemist is absolute dogshit. It’d be more respectful to a stack of paper to wipe your ass with it than to print The Alchemist on it.
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Crime Net
Crime Net@TRIGGERHAPPYV1·
A man on Reddit spent 6 years collecting dead skin and turning it into a cube with no plans to ever stop He says it feels like a dried out eraser and smells like dust
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Michael@lavmike123·
@nypost I support this. Why should we waste taxpayer money on attempting to kill a man who is immortal?
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New York Post@nypost·
South Carolina inmate who believes he is immortal cannot be executed due to mental illness, judge rules trib.al/yhAwbKZ
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Michael
Michael@lavmike123·
@ImStevan WHAT THE FUCK IS A LITRE?????
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𝐒𝐦𝐢𝐥𝐞 🧪✨ 🇵🇸
Yesterday, I sprayed a cockroach to death in the toilet , watched it die and left the body there. today... the body's gone .......
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Michael
Michael@lavmike123·
@ClownStates @FilmThePoliceLA But as you can see it’s on a regular public street. You could have them pretend to just be regular pedestrians who have nothing to do with each other. Have them all coordinate to take separate routes that’ll converge around the time the fake fireman shows up.
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Henry #TTD
Henry #TTD@ClownStates·
@lavmike123 @FilmThePoliceLA That whole area is lined with cameras, they would see them all coming before you even had a chance to blow the whistle. Many of these Scientology areas are monitored by them for multiple blocks.
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Michael@lavmike123·
@wacky_hijinks My theory is that Trump has kept an orb of confusion secretly shoved up his ass since 2016. Anyone who gets anywhere near him (journalists, politicians, supporters, assassins, etc.) gets blasted with it.
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Wacky Hijinks
Wacky Hijinks@wacky_hijinks·
why is every single guy who tried this so comically bad at it?
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Michael@lavmike123·
@PalmyrPar The Serbs have been attempting to replicate this advanced technology for decades
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Michael@lavmike123·
@RothTheReporter @MalloryMcMorrow The reason she’s stepping so weirdly is that they normally perform this routine over a layer of Palestinian child skulls. She’s not used to doing it on a solid surface.
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Andrew Roth@RothTheReporter·
U.S. Senate candidate @MalloryMcMorrow is traversing the MDP Endorsement Convention caucus meetings with a band this afternoon.
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Michael
Michael@lavmike123·
@Okami13_ Guaranteed we won’t hear a single thing about this again until like 6 years from now when they announce it’s been officially cancelled
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KAMI
KAMI@Okami13_·
Jacksepticeye delivers a message to Bloodborne fans. "I am going to do everything in my power to make this the BEST Bloodborne adaptation possible. Not only is it my favourite game ever made but I know how truly passionate the fans of this game are."
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Michael
Michael@lavmike123·
@DreamLeaf5 I know nobody wants to hear this but stabbing it in the head doesn’t instantly kill it because lobsters don’t have actual brains. That’s why cockroaches can live for weeks without a head until they die of starvation.
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Michael@lavmike123·
@RNCResearch This is true. Janet Mills is a radical jihadist who is the leader of a dangerous woke communist militia who are alleged to be plotting a “gay 9/11.” True patriots MUST vote for Platner.
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RNC Research@RNCResearch·
Democrat spokesperson and terrorist sympathizer Hasan Piker — who said “America deserved 9/11” — endorses Janet Mills for U.S. Senate: "I'm a part of the Janet Mills militia."
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Michael@lavmike123·
@CantEverDie Israelis being deprived of all the blood they were promised
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