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@CatShoshanna It should definitely be smaller. Much much smaller.

That’s me! I added that Penis!

@mattkim1 @MargoinWNC Use Tylenol instead of opioids. Works as well most of the time, at least for me. Percs and oxy don’t help pain at all for me. Also, why are your fingers in finger traps? Genuine question. Looks like they are pulling them straight for some reason

Broke my left wrist today. Ugh, long story (for another time). Need surgery this week, currently in a splint. Any tips, tricks or life hacks to make the next week and next few months bearable? Good thing I’m righty.

@HaroldWren22 How about th peeps that park across my driveway? All I do is get annoyed and eat it quietly. For the life of me, I can’t understand a person that would do that.

People who park like this should lose their license.

@Ceti_Alpha_V @the_real_reason And lose ones…

@the_real_reason We always find a way to win a couple games we have no business winning.

I don’t see a lot of W’s on Miami’s schedule. All I know is Dolphins fans are probably going to be watching a lot of college football thinking they’ll have a VERY high draft pick this season. #PhinsIp

@Her_Nonymous_D Ooook.

said VERY loudly, “Oh no, that’s actually my ex-husband.” The amount of heads that slowly turned in our direction… And because apparently I enjoy making situations worse, I followed it up with, “Honestly, the chance to escort your ex somewhere to have something shoved up his backside is an opportunity you simply cannot waste.” The waiting room LOST it. Even the receptionist was trying not to laugh. Meanwhile this man was still in the back completely unaware that his medical appointment had accidentally turned into my comedy set.

A while back, my ex-husband needed someone to drive him home after a colonoscopy because of the anesthesia. Somehow, despite the divorce and all our history, I ended up being the chosen chauffeur. Y’ALL!!! So there I was, sitting in the waiting room surrounded by concerned wives, husbands, and family members while this man was in the back preparing for one of the most humbling procedures known to mankind. At one point, another woman sitting nearby smiled at me and asked, “Waiting for your husband?” And I don’t know what came over me, but I laughed and…..

@PJHorts @LaxAllStars You mean girls, I assume. Boys they won Wednesday night. They beat Westminster (down year), Marist (best team I saw in person down the stretch), Wesleyan (best team I saw early), and Lovett (fast breaks were insane) Why be so aggressive? I never gave a gender.

@laxcoach72 @LaxAllStars Cambridge lost to Blessed Trinity for State. What are you smoking?!? Meanwhile, neither Cambridge or BT should be in Georgia’s lowest division…

Best story in lacrosse this week?

@scdlcaramia @JesterJum In Dekalb County GA, you bring them similar properties to compare sales to get your valuation. Then the board looks at it in a zoom call with you and they say “I don’t know about that. Denied”

I worked at a Tax consulting firm, mostly corporate clients. We would appraiser their buildings and contest the tax value to save them money. It is a very easy process. So, in some states you simply request a new analysis. In others you get an appraisal and fill out a form and submit. Everyone should do this annually. Back up that office with paperwork and force a discussion. They would have to hire 100 people to process all those claims. Or, just devalue fairly...

If we can't be taxed on unrealized gains, why the fuck are we being taxed on the new increased valuation of our home without selling it? THAT'S UNREALIZED GAINS!

@anjewla90 Two years ago I would have bet he would act like a spineless RINO in this role. But boy oh boy is he doing it right. And he’s learned a little bit of trolling from Trump that I respect. He’s done a fantastic job as SoS

Marco Rubio is going to be President one day.

@ChatByCC I went to China to sell IP in 2008. My Chinese hosts and I took a hike up a hill to see something, and on the way down we went through a small village. The school children surrounded me wanting to test their English. It was adorable and wholesome.

I know this is communist China and this is staged. But I still can't help adoring everything about these well dressed children from their pom-poms to their adorable socks and shoes. It's charming.

@walterkirn @RonColeman If they tried another lockdown and mask mandates, 70% of the country would scoff and ignore it.

How can she bear to be part of this and what substance must she have to take to keep a straight a face? And that voice! Also, it looks like Harvard is involved now. Do they let themselves and their faculty be associated with just any abomination or do they demand a large fee?

@LaxAllStars Duke

What is the most "lacrosse" first name you've ever heard? We need to name our new AI Assistant.

@TiffanyFong @CatShoshanna Fetal alcohol syndrome eyes

I didn’t realize someone could be so annoying without saying a single word

@privateeyeruss @CaesarSilverbe1 6-8 hours at a desk (with a few breaks) is torture for most young boys. They aren’t wired for that

Before this stupid is recommendation by the teacher I took him to the park every afternoon and we would exercise and practice martial arts at home. After the teacher made his recommendation I took him to the park before school as well as the other exercise.

My son's dumbass kindergarten teachers suggested we put my son on different drugs because he had so much energy. My dumbass ex-wife wanted to comply. I told both of them to go screw themselves. All I did was take my son to the park in the morning for 45 minutes before school. Boys need exercise. They need movement they don't need all these drugs that destroy their lives. Today my son is currently going to college on an academic scholarship and healthy. No drugs.

@TrixStar76 @chrispapst The value of your home doesn’t mean you actually own the home. Let’s say it’s a $1m home with 20% down 5 years into a 30 year mortgage. They have what, $230k in equity?

@chrispapst If your property taxes in Maryland are $10,000 you are literally a millionaire

LEAVING Maryland over property taxes. Viewer email: “I cannot afford my $10,000 property tax.  I’m not a millionaire.  Have a five year plan for Florida, possibly Tennessee.” Florida is looking to end property taxes for primary homes. Should Maryland do the same?

@DouglieDoWrong Generational trauma. People are assuming the worst.

I dont get why Malik is getting hate when he hasn't played a down. Malik is the guy till he shows he isn't. Disclaimer: the guy not the franchise qb lol

@sweatystartup Isn’t Army in there too?

The entire Patriot league is a complete waste of money. I cannot believe parents will send their kids to these schools and send them into massive debt for these degrees. Embarrassing.

@nypost She also fast tracked the rebuilding of the Palisades and Malibu! 🤡

Kamala Harris endorses Karen Bass for LA Mayor claiming she's stamped out crime and homelessness trib.al/pBrjgWh

@ChatByCC It’s far more profitable to complain. That’s why people like Tucker and Candace flipped.

NEVER FORGET The current crop of Trump saboteurs complaining he is not doing enough, have themselves done nothing but sow discord.

@JewishWarrior13 I declare it to be true.

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