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The third and most annoying error from @O2 how on earth is the my transfer of number ‘stuck in processing’ the final straw in a catalogue of errors and now I have no data, can’t get any SMS messages and have wasted money on a new phone I can’t use. How can I get this escalated?

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Not that I’m biased in any way but this is by far the best task you guys have ever done 🥰 @taskmaster @IAmChrisRamsey

Petition: Make verified ID a requirement for opening a social media account. petition.parliament.uk/petitions/5758…

There are currently two types of people in Britain. Those looking forward to Valentine's and those who have their priorities straight and are more excited about pancake day.

You may only leave your home for food, education, work, exercise, a lovely walk, solving a mystery, if you see a balloon, for revenge, for secret reasons, if you think there might be frogs down the creek, or if you don’t want to be at home

They really like to build up to the point don’t they…

One of the best stories I’ve read in along time ~~> BBC News - Internet: Old TV caused village broadband outages for 18 months bbc.co.uk/news/uk-wales-…

Swabs, masks, action! Film-making through a pandemic theguardian.com/film/2020/jul/…

Anyone know how I can watch the football on UHD without the mixed audio? #geektweet

@JonesAlexM @98lwatso Bless you guys. Happy unwedding day!!

I personally did wonder. They’re just doing video calls rather than in person visits...

Hey @Ocado been stuck on this page for over 2 hours and my deadline to edit tomorrow’s order is fast approaching.... I know you guys are under intense strain but any idea what I can do?

If you have had to cancel a private event or show for a comedian please for the love of all things corona do your very best to reschedule it in the future. This is how a lot of comedians make their money. 🙏🙏🙏

Love referencing Dexter in series 2 of You is simply perfection. #you

In light of the Coronavirus, I feel that the express might need to rebook at this article...!?! Holidays: Safest country in world for 2020 revealed - is it where you’re going on holiday? express.co.uk/travel/article…

10.28am. We are already going stir crazy in the house…

I’ve started rubbing a rock on my face before I go to sleep coz it’s supposed to drain all the ugly out my face and it’s only really when you write it down you realise you probably wasted £15.

"I'm going to talk about her and give her the respect that she deserves and that she didn't always get" Laura Whitmore pays an emotional tribute to her friend Caroline Flack bbc.in/2u3MULl