Flip, The Little Birdy
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Flip, The Little Birdy retweetledi
Me blocking the entrance/exit in the women’s bathroom yelling at little girls that I’m calling the police to take their daddy away:
“Cant you see that you’re SCARING women?”
My Mixtapez@mymixtapez
Dad goes viral after being confronted and calling the cops on him after bringing his two young daughters into a women’s bathroom 😳
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@SmokeTheShow @Cooleo_is_Coleo "Supposed to". Its still up in the air it goes on for another year
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@Cooleo_is_Coleo HAPPY BIRTHDAY im supposed to learn this year. >_>
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@TheEbonyMaw Friend ended-
*FEAR*
his relationship
*calm*
Good for him! Let's hope it shows a turn for the better.
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(Kinda) Small update on this. Friend ended his relationship. I got to talk to him about it and long story short, I think it was the best things he could’ve done. I hope this is a sign that he’s ready to move forward.
Maw@TheEbonyMaw
I have a good friend who’s essentially stuck in place. Has a degree in a decent field, but refuses to move past the full time retail job he hates & has to work weekends for. Has a girlfriend that he has unresolved differences with, so they aren’t moving towards marriage (which they both want), but they are both also too afraid to break up. I’ve talked to him about both things, and he’s not happy with either situation, but every time I try to encourage, confront, or urge him to move forward, he either goes, “Yeah… you’re right” & then does nothing, or he gets defensive. I’ve even told him that I’d sit together & resume-build & apply for better jobs, & he always brushes me off. So now whenever he complains about either, I just don’t say anything, even though it annoys me that he’s not moving forward. I don’t know. I’m assuming you guys have either been in my shoes or have been where my friend has been. Anybody have any insight? I feel like my only option is to just not care about it anymore, & I have a hard time accepting that.
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@HazeyDaisey17 This is one thing I disagree with. Men and women should both climax during sex, the woman twice as much even
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I don't understand men like this. You treat sex like it's just a bodily function like taking a dump. And, you don't get why women aren't enthralled with the idea of being treated like a toilet? That is a fucked up way of thinking about sex.
Shrimp Trillionaire@fentanylbrownie
I don’t need to get into it as many married men have their own personal minefields to navigate in this regard but the only real response to these legitimately insane ideas is “Would it seriously kill you to just lie back and spread your legs for 10 minutes 2-3 times per week?”
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@ceruleetheblue @dyingscribe Unironically, yes. Many of them do and some go and find it
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@dyingscribe Do they just want a robot or something? If I had no morals I'd create an AI boyfriend startup.
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Seriously, the fantasy boyfriend who is somehow masculine enough to provide/protect, feminine enough to emotionally attune, parental enough to absorb instability, monk-like enough not to pressure sex, and gay-coded enough not to feel sexually dangerous.
That’s not a partner. That’s a bandage for your own emotional issues.
I’m not saying he doesn’t exist, but he’s either a psychopath, married, or just got hit by a bus last week.
Those are your options.
Poe's Law, Esq: Poe's Lawyer@dyingscribe
Some of you are too emotionally and hormonally disordered/neurotic/anxious for a normal relationship. And that is OK (It really isn’t) but you either need to get therapy or stop acting like other men are at fault for not being able to bandage your wounds
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@Lilly413657 @dyingscribe Yes, but the thing is they dont want to take out the weirdness. At least, they're not able to without the proper help
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@dyingscribe Take out the weirdness around sexuality, and it's just a normal,well rounded individual.
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@dyingscribe @berrysweetlady @rachanananana Can't believe this is how I find out you got hit by a bus last week
RIP 😔✊️
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@berrysweetlady @rachanananana No, I’m one of the three options at the bottom. You can guess which one
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@leojupiter333 @dyingscribe Patience for an adult is not the same as for a child, unless you're suggesting that grown women are the same as children, which you arent but can come off as saying
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@dyingscribe if a woman wants to marry a guy and maybe have kids with him one day i sure as hell fucking hope he would have “paternalistic patience.” like you all want women to have kids but don’t want them to be with guys who would be good and patient fathers?
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Because you’re assuming the normal version of that and not the paternalistic patience that is expected of a guy like that
Or you could be assuming the latter and taking that’s normal
I don’t know your brain. But unfortunately, Number 2 is not anywhere close to the average person
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@dyingscribe "It's unrealistic to expect men to be rounded and functional adults, y'all."
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@red_comet_tyson @dyingscribe You alerted the horde. Word to avoid discovered
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@dyingscribe what they want is a gay sugar daddy that doesn't want sugar on his coffe on return
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Flip, The Little Birdy retweetledi
A lot of women that talk about relationships on Twitter just want to be married to a gay guy that provides for them and act as a mother/father figure
And that is OK (it really isn’t but I don’t give a fuck) but they need to stop talking about this like this is normal
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@RealDianeYap @dyingscribe Which is a ridiculous ask
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@dyingscribe If you’re talking about me, I think only said that he should be fine with no sex.
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@ScienceJesus @dyingscribe I was expecting a cheap "I'm stomped"
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@dyingscribe There’s a joke about someone with no arms & no legs but I don’t feel like typing it.
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Flip, The Little Birdy retweetledi
Desexualized custodianship is a very not-normal thing to ask for in a relationship
The high-key contempt for sexuality a lot of these people talking seem to have is extremely obvious and is a sign of greater issues
Imagine if someone said, the most romantic woman is the woman who never needs reassurance
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@grimmcattails @FeralPHunter He looks like a pretty chill guy, you should talk to him
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