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@_wej01 Everybody’s different. I really hope I have succeeded as a parent and that my son is a strong, capable man, able to stand on his own 2 feet. He plans on having me live with his family when I get older. We’re just funny like that.🤷‍♀️

My mom just moved into her new 5 bedroom house and told me to move in with her. Her words: “spending $1800 on rent is ridiculous. Save your money and move in with me. I don’t want to be in this house by myself” Idc what anyone say 🗣️ I’M MOVING IN 😂🤷🏽‍♀️ Besides having my room and own bathroom, she gave me one room to make an office that I can work from and I have my own living area upstairs. Mind you I’m 32!! Having parents that still support you after your 20s is such a flex.

@GuntherEagleman She was right all along, and they crucified her. I hope she sues the crap out of them.

🚨 President Trump posted this last night! 2020 was stolen! We had an illegitimate President for 4 years.

@JamieBonkiewicz Huh???🤦‍♀️😂

Zohran Mamdani is proof that politicians could get a lot of shit done if they actually cared about people

@RoyallyBelle_ Doesn’t she always though? Not one misstep all these years, she is your national treasure.!

WOW! The Princess of Wales looks stunning this afternoon at Buckingham Palace 🤩

@optout936698739 @swingstatemind I understand that he has the largest live comedy podcast in the world, so I’m pretty sure a whole lot of people from a whole lot of countries are very familiar with him.

@lcmorgNEWS @swingstatemind You understand that America isn't the only country in the world, right? You know that the majority of your shit doesn't go overseas?

Will this get edited out? Chelsea Handler dropping the Joe Rogan balls in Tony Hinchcliffe’s mustard yellow veneered mouth roast 😳

@JonnyRalis I don’t know all of the comments I’ve seen will not all of them, but a whole lot of them are from people who loved it. That’s OK, that’s the beauty of being able to change the channel! We have options, no need to fight

@lcmorgNEWS I think most understood that part it just wasn’t funny is majority of opinion here.

The roast of Kevin Hart was a complete fail. Probably the worst ever. Did anyone else feel the same way about this roast?

@alejandragold42 @spencerpratt @Cernovich Your style and no substance comment is hilarious, it reminds me of back in the day before patients were inevitably gonna die and people would say they were circling the drain. Clown Bass campaign is circling the drain.

@spencerpratt @Cernovich You’re all style and no substance. Los Angeles isn’t electing you, we’re smarter than that. Enjoy your brief rise to fame and next time don’t blow all your money on crystals so you can actually get decent home insurance.

Funny how they never attack my policy ideas. They can only try to assassinate your character. They don’t wanna talk about my debate masterclass a week ago, they wanna talk about a reality show from a lifetime ago. That’s because they want the continued decline of the city. They are locked in an ideological death spiral and can’t shake it. Come at my policies or go sit back down on the back bench. I’m in the arena, son.

@spencerpratt Love you @spencerpratt ! Please, for the love of God, get poll watchers!

@spencerpratt Dear God, why is this even a tight race? Anyone that doesn’t vote for @spencerpratt is absolutely out of their mind and deserves everything they get.

Our city’s new golden age starts right here. VOTE TODAY!

@TMZ Who gives a crap, he’s making a point. He’s trying to fix a city that has been completely destroyed. @TMZ you are so irrelevant.

😳 EXCLUSIVE: Spencer Pratt is staying at the Bel Air hotel, not his airstream trailer. Details: bit.ly/4uQY2UF

@tonsmit @HasanEssam29636 FAFO

@HasanEssam29636 So what happened on 7th October 2023? No memory?

One of the most terrifying images in history: a transformation from life to death. Gaza in 2023 and 2026!

@Carolinehndr @JoJoFromJerz I’m a woman, I voted for him three times. I didn’t vote for his personality, I voted for results. I’ve always believed in equal treatment and so does he. If it’s a guy that’s being stupid. He’ll call it out, you’re just not used to directness.

@JoJoFromJerz I try to understand women who vote trump. He speaks to/treats women horribly. Why are excuses made for that? It’s not ok. It’s female reporters again. He chose to take their questions. They did their jobs. He didn’t do his. Either answer the question or respectfully decline.

So in case anybody’s counting, today he called not one, but two female reporters “stupid.” He is going to continue to do this. He’s going to start calling them far worse. Because nobody fucking stops him.

@JoJoFromJerz He calls it like it is, if they’re stupid they’re stupid doesn’t matter what gender or what gender they’re pretending to be

@larryelder Donald Trump is not a pedophile, we all know it. It would’ve come out years ago. I also happen to think Michael Jackson very well could have been innocent after following the whole debacle for years.

Let me get this straight. Donald Trump—never charged with, let alone prosecuted for, child abuse—is a “pedophile.” Yet the Michael Jackson biopic “Michael” is a smash hit.

@thedaywar90 🤢

Now this is what Presidential Leadership looks like!

@MikeNellis Guess you didn’t watch the rest of the show😂😂😂😂

The look on Tony Hinchcliffe's face when Chelsea Handler called him a pussy and asked if he was going to sign up to fight in Iran is PRICELESS. Brutal.

@SeanTheTerrible Let’s see, because he’s one of the greatest roasters of all time and friends with almost all of them! Being an oversensitive wussy is so unbelievably unattractive.

This when I knew Netflix made this decision, not Kevin. Because why the fuck is he there? Nobody wanted him there.

@garyowencomedy Tony Hinchcliff did not disappoint! Chelsea is a demonic hack

What’s you all think of the Kevin Hart Roast? Who crushed &who didn’t do as well? I will be watching it tonight.

@KarenBassLA Magic Johnson endorsing @KarenBassLA has everyone thinking at the same time what the hell does she have on him?

Magic Johnson has been my friend for over 30 years. His belief in how I'm changing Los Angeles means everything to me. Magic has poured his heart into this city long before anyone asked him to — through investment, through community, through showing up. I am deeply honored to have his endorsement.

@joeroganhq He is an irrelevant hack

Chelsea Handler at the Kevin Hart Roast: "Now that your favorite leader is making the draft mandatory, I assume all of you will be signing up to go fight in Iran. Or do you tough alpha males only go to the Middle East for comedy festivals?"