Michael da Vinci

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@Kristinartz Yes. But you better tip your server like an adult.

Having a debate with my husband… should adults be allowed to order from the kids’ menu? 🤔

@ThatEricAlper Judy Garland. I hear she was a riot.

If you could spend an afternoon with one musician, living or dead, who would it be?

@Variety Here’s a question: Why aren’t there any allegations until after?

Spike Lee defended "Michael" from critics who think Michael Jackson's child sexual abuse allegation should have been included in the film: “First of all, if you’re a movie critic, and you’re complaining about the stuff— all this other stuff— but the movie ends at ‘88. The stuff you’re talking about, accusations, happen [later]. So you’re critiquing the film on something that you want in, but it doesn’t work in the timeline of the film. But people showed up. Worldwide, people showed their love.” variety.com/2026/film/news…

@Oldtimers365 Yutes

@ThatEricAlper International Male 😈

What was your favorite magazine to read as a teenager?

@itsnwts I do. They offer free office space on a first come basis. And i prefer that than working from home.

How many people have library cards as adults ?

@braves2430 I dunno. Three of those moms didn’t take no shit. All of them.

Which Mom do you think would?

@MovieEndorser Parasite

Parasite or One Battle After Another?

@conquertheno #1 please

Which table are you sitting at for dinner?

@ThatEricAlper I wore my Hillary for President T at a post election event. She said “I still love that shirt”. I said “I loved it a lot better 100lbs ago”. To which she proceeds to grab her muffin top and says “I think we’re all eating our way out of this.”

Who is the nicest celebrity you have met?

@conquertheno Supernatural. And if Sam doesn’t bust in shirtless, I wanna stay kidnapped.

Who are you calling to rescue you?

@FoodPleaser Neither. Blue Plate or Duke.

Alright….. Let’s finally settle this ⛔️ Miracle Whip or Hellmann’s Mayo?

@FoodPleaser Hell yeah. That Heinz 57 recipe is the bomb.

Are you a fan of meatloaf, or no?

@dez_gabrielle @FoodPleaser I don’t get their burgers actually … I either get their hotdogs - their ingredients list lets me create a Seattle Dog - or milkshake & fries. I got a burger once but thought bun was too thin for off the grill burgers, shit just gets soggy, & haven’t gotten a burger there since.

@ldd4life @FoodPleaser That is a great point but i just dont think their burgers are worth the price i rather spend alotta money on a burger at shake shack they got more variety

💰Let’s settle this…….. Is Five Guys worth the price? 🍔 🥤

@indifference84 @omgsidewalks WTF are you talking about?!?! I take long showers … my water bill runs btw $23 & $37. OH LORD, HOW AM I EVER GOING TO PAY THE FUCKING WATER BILL?!?!

@omgsidewalks You can always tell the people who grew up in a home where they had to give 0 fucks about a water bill... I'd like to see the overlap w/ people who were gifted their 1st vehicle instead of having to work for it.

Actually, you misunderstand the purpose of the long shower. I'm not doing anything in there. I am literally staring into nothingness and using the sensory input of falling water to temporarily wash away some of the horror of corporeal human life.

@mrbrianrowe Earned it. There’s an allegory at work in Network that parallels the main storyline and is important to its conclusion. This scene serves that allegory. If Ms Straight doesn’t show up and deliver this bomb of performance, we’re left with observation instead of illumination.

Beatrice Straight has 5 minutes in Network and won the Oscar for Supporting Actress

@nerdypursuit No thanks. Amend the Electoral College, don’t abandon it. Humans as a group don’t make good decisions when it matters BUT are very good at creating systems to make decisions for us.

"One thing that would make a huge difference is if we selected our President by letting the person who got the most votes take the office, instead of the Electoral College." - Pete Buttigieg Hear that crowd. 👇 Voters in Oklahoma deserve attention in presidential elections too.

@BestMovieMom I use that line a lot, only I add that the opposite can be true as well.

The line "You either die a hero, or you live long enough to see yourself become the villain" in The Dark Knight (2008) was written by Jonathan Nolan. It serves as the thematic backbone for Harvey Dent’s tragic fall.

@NolanAnalyst @PuckNews Yikes … I really want it to do well. Hope it does better than Paul Thomas Anderson’s “most expensive movie ever”. And if it doesn’t, dude’s made Hollywood $6 billion dollars … they can lose a few million on this one.

The budget of THE ODYSSEY is “much more than $250M,” making it the most expensive film of Christopher Nolan’s career. (via @PuckNews)