judge booty

i’ve twittered enough for awhile i want to die again so i’m deleting ✌🏻💙

if i ever saw a hobbit i would whack it with a broom

Ok understood

CDC recommends splitting up your quarantine over your two 15min breaks

yes i did buy my dog an elevated dog cot he is my spoiled baby

the new AOT is giving me goosebumps I can’t fking wait

@chief_pasta beat it in 4 min

fight calamity ganon before any other boss challenge

BREAKING: President Biden says there is "no federal solution" to you having no hoes

@chief_pasta have you played Hyrule warriors?

my dad couldn’t breathe when he handed me this in a gift bag just on the floor laughing tears in his eyes

walgreens is a psycho when my prescriptions are ready

Biden campaigning vs Biden in office

"ok but did you die tho" - the biden administration

had a dream last night i was drunk driving and the cop could breathalyze me WHILE I DROVE PAST THEM so they KNEW and I got off the exit and ran inside a building. I have not had a drink in over a week???

@_ccmoneyy stopppp we haven’t had any snow send it here :(

it’s thunder storming while snowing ????? wtfff

motion sickness is so embarrassing. like oh no the car is moving why don’t i throw up about it

Just learned that it costs $0.80 to make one rapid test. Eighty cents.