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The Bay Street Bros™️ sitting in the platinums when they hear a ‘Go Leafs Go’ cheer start in the uppers:

@BigHeadLeafs_ Fire the ushers, fire the training staff, fire the parking attendants. At this point they are all indentured losers.

Fire Keefe (clear alll coaching staff) Trade Marner Sign JT for 3-4 mil max Get a goalie that can stop a beachball DONT MAKE UR BIGGEST DEAL AT THE DEADLINE FOR ILYA FUCKING LYBUSHKIN Build around 34 and 88 Organization is a fucking joke.

The Leafs need to give fans in the lower bowl noise makers. I’m not saying vuvuzelas, but something loud that isn’t Go Leafs Go #LeafsForever

@Buds_All_Day Scotty Bowman would let the players run their own PP all regular season, let them dick around and have fun. Then two weeks before playoffs he’d say alright that’s enough, and teach them the real PP they would debut in the playoffs. Players ready to listen and opponents clueless

Ok. That was even more dog shit than normal. Which I would have sworn was impossible.

You can’t run the same powerplay in the playoffs as you used in the regular season. There are 82 games of tape for your opponent to review. How have Leafs not figured this out. Where is the organizational know-how.

New Leafs Mascot?

Hope the #leafs have been told this is the Bob Cole game.

@CSimmsQB @BuffaloBills

Wow the @BuffaloBills needed a safety and they got the great white safety in Cole Bishop. Great athlete who is best around the box. But can do free safety too. He can cover top TEs in nfl. He will start this year

@CSimmsQB @BuffaloBills AI gonna have a field day #greatwhite #BillsMafia

@JeffVeillette @zacwtolson He is also the perfect corporate shill, he will wear a dress-coat if you want him to, no questions asked. Drone-like efficiency

Back to the original point, JT at $11M is steep with how the cap flattened, but he's still a very valuable player and there's only two years left. Keep him around and you likely get a friendly deal next time around. Force him out and you likely ensure no big UFA ever comes again.

"Hey John, you took less to come here, gave everything to this group, are still very good, and even scored the goal that ended 20 years of drought. All signs point to you being well-respected in the room, and in the org. Now, waive that NMC or else"

You watch the way the media & fans treat Leaf players & you can only fucking wonder why these guys looked nervous for Game 7. I realize this loss was worse than others but I’ve honestly watched this toxic energy, shaking my head since I was 5. Old enough to realize it’s fucked up

Dubas GM stats: Capology: 98 Drafting: 93 Player Development:92 Personnel Management: 98 Negotiating:76 #leafsforever

@JSB_TV “Fine, Fine, Everywhere a Fine” 🎶Do this don’t so that or you’ll get a fii-iiine…🎶

What is Jamie Benn doing here? Dirty play. 5-minute major & a game misconduct is the right call.

@BrentinSoCal Leafs twitter hasn’t organized itself enough to even get a “We want the Cup” chant going at a game lol

@mostlyleafies Place at the table!!!

How long left on Nic Anthropov’s coaching contract? #LeafsForever

@TheOakLeafs We as fans can’t withstand an early goal at home let alone a string of bad luck. Building goes quiet and it’s “here we go again”.

I truly hope fans find comfort in convincing themselves that the Leafs have failed in the playoffs for the last 4 years because of an incredible string of bad luck and NOT cuz they’re simply not built to withstand the kind of “bad luck” that playoff hockey often throws at you.

@pwilliamsAHL want=need

Hotel rates are ridiculous right now, and the wild thing is that it doesn't even seem to correlate with demand. These hotels are half-empty.

@today_jays @Orioles Can we talk sleeves for a second?

May 22, 1983 - Jim Clancy gave up only 3 hits as the Jays shut out the @Orioles for the 2nd straight day, winning 5-0.

Haley Wickenheiser probably self-negotiated 23 points under-market on the purchase of her last home (detached) in the GTA.