Aleshea Mcintosh

No one wants to try the new Outlook so please stop asking

@anon_opin Affluent neglect? 😂 I certainly wasn’t affluent when I was paying nursery fees and I certainly wasn’t t focusing on my career. I was doing an admin job and attempting to put food on the table and a roof over our heads!

I don't think affluent neglect is an issue often spoken about. Too many people are having kids just to have them in nurseries all week or raised by nannies whilst they focus on their careers. Don't have children if you're not going to be there for them.

@anon_opin @Stewart_Martin1

They should start producing more nuanced cards for Mother's/Father's day. Neither of mine are the "best ever". My mother is at best average, at worst a basket case that filled me and my sister with neuroses, and my dad was a useless absentee bellend.

@anon_opin Polite request

There's nothing more passive-aggressive than the use of the phrase "a friendly reminder".

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@rao_happyy It’s down too!

Instagram and Facebook are down. Mark Zuckerberg must be texting on WhatsApp like, 'Can you guys see this? Or is that down too?' #instagramdown #facebookdown

@tillmanager @Becky_Mck my WhatsApp is down as well!

everyone checking twitter to see if facebook and instagram are down #facebookdown #instagramdown

@AMAZlNGNATURE @Stewart_Martin1

I believe I have located paradise 📍Lake Garda, Italy 🇮🇹

@Stewart_Martin1 @JamesLucasIT Some bucket list stuff on there.x

@JamesLucasIT @leashmac

Thread of the most surreal villages on Earth 🧵 1. Marpissa in Paros, Greece

@anon_opin I mean I wear mine so I can tell the time when I don’t immediately have my phone to hand?

Wrist watches are defunct. Completely unnecessary. If you're wearing one purely to show off wealth, you're a cunt.

I rarely agree so completely with anything as this

Take it in. The first female chancellor. The first housing secretary who's actually lived in social housing. The first education secretary who was on free school meals. An energy secretary who actually believes in aggressively fighting climate change. Not a bad afternoon.

@footynut2wendy I’ve always offered to split the bill on a first date whilst then judging them if they accept 😂 Happy to split everything after that but do believe that men should pay for the first date.x

Afternoon! I’m just back from a date..well there’s an hour 22 minutes I won’t get back 🙄 even had to buy my own pot of tea 😳…don’t guys offer to pay on a 1st date anymore?! I know I know I’m old fashioned so don’t start with the women lib shite 🤣

@iowmillie Noooooo surely not

I'm in an NHS hospital canteen. It's Friday. And they're not serving fish and chips. Is the world ending???

Thanks have messaged

@sainsburys hiya. If I have had an order receipt through does that mean my order will be ready to collect? Need to pick up earlier than 7pm slot if at all possible and I’m assuming my order has now been picked?

Those who can get out of bed the first time their alarm goes off are inhuman.

So… Staying near Chichester on Tuesday night for filming Weds, and me and the crew are itching to play football, but there’s only 6 of us. Anyone able to put 5-6 players out for a game Tuesday evening? Maybe 9 pm ish? Just a gentle kick about for a laugh - we’re not young!

@KateBurkeNHS Ah one of the many joys of parenting a teenager