Lee Wall

@TAFKASB Was pretty accurate at about 6.30 yesterday.

None of this year's paintings are as good as this bad boy from last year.

@TAFKASB I guess they could stick in some extra tableside seats for the last five days. But let's not give them ideas.

The one table situation is already noticeably a lot smaller. Cramming in those expensive seats.

@jaykay3737 @TAFKASB

@TAFKASB @jaykay3737 Barry's blunder today prompts the question: What was the most careless way to lose at the Crucible? Burnett v Griffiths? White in 94?

Former Crucible Champions all swiftly filling their diaries with clashes for next April's Champions Dinner just in case Robbo wins and gets to choose the menu.

@TAFKASB It was emulsional.

You can't just leave at that. We need far more detail.

@leeawall Get your coat.

All aboard All aboard woaahh WU WU! WU WU! #niche

@TAFKASB Why no mention for Pot the Lot Dott?

The Sheriff of Pottingham preparing a strong legal case.

@Rod_Studd Missing the Hawk at the Crucible.

Watching Troy Hawke this evening! 😁

@FootballCliches I think the snooker player is Alain Robidoux. But who are the footballers?

@jaykay3737 Rob Walker starts it when he's off-camera, you won't be surprised to know.

Oh no they've started trying to clap to the beat on every walk on now

Kyren hasn't looked at his tip for a while. That last go rubbing it around the edges a bit with the underside of the chalk must have got it perfect

@TAFKASB Same bloke on the left each time. Box of wigs behind the sofa.

Morning. Don't have nightmares.

@footballoracle5 @Willoexplained Ben WollasTony Knowles

@Willoexplained Player from Leicester who defeated Mark Selby in the first round in world champs in 2025, and player who made the crucible semi final for the first of 3 times, in 1983

I’m going to do a few quizzes on here during the world championship. First one is combining 2 names to make one like answer smash on house of games. Former crucible semi finalist lost to Hawkins from Chester. Won the world championship in 1985. Combine the 2 names to win.

@jaykay3737 'The audience are so close here that a player could reach back and grab the glass'

Morning session pint on the front row #lad

@prospect_clark Drawer

Process for people like Mandelson Vs Process for people like Louise Haigh prospectmagazine.co.uk/politics/73081…

@jaykay3737 @TAFKASB Pots for show, but position for dough.

@TAFKASB We definitely need to start trying to introduce some new snooker sayings

You can't win the match in the first session but you can't lose it either. That's right isn't it? @jaykay3737

@TAFKASB Stanley Cuebrick Stanley Matthcues Cuesbeki Stan

Why has Rob stolen Jackson Page's nickname for Stan? Very unoriginal.

@FootballCliches @stoneofdean @CDEccleshare @D_C_W Are you trying to find a win for Chelsea on BBC Two?

@stoneofdean @CDEccleshare @D_C_W I have come insanely close to solving this

Recording FOOTBALL CLICHES with @CDEccleshare & @D_C_W on Monday... Let's have your questions, observations, football-linguistic ejaculations, footballers' names in things & anything else at all for the Adjudication Panel Cheers!