Gerald Carmichael

@Mommacross14 @timburchett

@timburchett They hate this administration MORE than they love America. It’s truly a disgrace!

Can you imagine standing up for criminals?

I am 41, and the doctor thinks I have a brain tumor. I’ve been passing out a lot lately. Monstrous headaches. My vision is unpredictably bad. I’m not hungry—and I’m always, always hungry. Tingly fingers. The works. And of course I’ve been ignoring these symptoms for months. Or is it years? “That must be a good sign,” I tell him. “Surely I’d be dead by now.” He just looks at me.   I’ve had an MRI and there’s a dark spot, black as sin, but the technician wasn’t absolutely sure, and my doctor isn’t an oncologist, although his wife is. Something is in there that shouldn’t be. Something is not right. So I’m having another one and seeing a specialist in a few days. It’s not 100%. It might not be cancer.   My gut says I will be fine. He wouldn’t have spared me from AIDS just to take me out like this. Whatever it is, I suddenly regret saying, “I’m ready to be with Jesus!” so many times over the past couple of years. God is like that. One of his favorite punishments is giving you what you asked for. The thing in my head is in the best place it could be, surgically speaking, so there’s that. And there are still a few, much less serious, things it could be, none of which will lay claim to my hair. Heavenly Father, don’t make me tour in a silk headscarf. I’ve tried it out at home in the mirror, and I don’t look tragic, or dramatic, or sympathetic. I look piratical, like a gypsy fortune teller.   People who are beastly to others for a living have no right to ask for good wishes, let alone prayer, even when they’re scared. But I am scared, so I am asking anyway. Instead of tweeting or texting me something celebratory, do me a favor, would you? Ask Our Lord to spirit this thing away, so I can get back to work, like I promised. I’ll keep you posted.

@PatrickH144 @Variety Do you understand what generative AI is?

@Variety Not defending AI, I’m genuinely curious. Can someone genuinely explain to me why deaging with CGI is ok but AI is a red line.

Michael Mann Says He Might Experiment With AI in 'Heat 2:' 'Aging and De-Aging May Be Very Important' variety.com/2025/film/glob…

@HiTonedBumpkeen No, I won’t give you a break. Pedo. Wear it with shame.

@leftb0nerz Like I said, please give me a break. The schtick is tired. I’m not excusing it. Later be safe!

This is pretty much the core ideology of centrist Democrats: that #MeToo was a mistake and world needs to return to social norms of period when Bill Clinton hanging out with Jeffrey Epstein was no big deal.

@heywildrich Cc: @AuntieAnnes

Yes, I make pretzels at the mall. I keep the food court exceptionally clean and the pretzels are fresh, soft, and hot. That alone contributes more to American society than any brown third worlder ever will.

@heywildrich @Scraggle_ @O_Mal_Ta Which location?

@Scraggle_ @O_Mal_Ta I am the manager lmao

@HiTonedBumpkeen You’re excusing it, and your original tweet was normative — “we should go back to this period where there was less scrutiny.” Pedo sympathizer

@leftb0nerz Yawn. Only the perpetually online, and the rich/dilettante class, care about Epstein. That doesn’t defend or excuse anything. Just that no one gives a darn.

Two United Airlines aircraft collided on the ground at Chicago O’Hare International Airport Friday afternoon. According to United Airlines, UA2652 was taxiing to its arrival gate when it made contact with the horizontal stabilizer of another United Airlines jet. The other jet was stationary and no passengers were on board. UA2652 was carrying 113 customers and five crew members at the time of the incident. UA2652 is a Boeing 737, while the other plane involved was a Boeing 767, the airline specified.

@Money_On_Tennis Scumbag

Karma for the piece of d*rt bag sh*t Holger Rune, getting a lateral ankle sprain, RIGHT AFTER refusing to replay the point with Humbert, when the ball-boy mistakenly anticipated the point as over. This deserves to be in one of those instant-karma videos on YouTube Eat sh*t. Mug

@jjww080803 Dumbass

Lmfao Holger Rune is fine I think everyone forgot this guys career has been fueled off drama he loved the drama. Watch his break serve right here after the MTO Watch. My boy rune is a fighter no one should trust Ugo Humbert

@alyssamariiee11 Counting or not counting neck leaks? 🎤

I don't care about a group chat leak

@CostcoSwizzle You can just say “I misread the graph and was wrong, sorry” rather than this

situation in america so bad ppls escapism is imagining good trains

@HiTonedBumpkeen The pedo sympathizer isn’t a democrat, big surprise. Pedocon theory is basically science now. Look it up seriously

@HeerJeet it was and we should and I'm not a democrat.

@flamandrajeunir Relax

@teohtani How else would throw a fuckin ball, by pushing it out?

You really begin to understand how pitchers arms become pulled pork from this pic

@uncledoomer You are talking about the President in this tweet lmao. President Crimes

it actually rocks and is cool that the governor of chicago is an obese comically corrupt retard who gets 7 figure bribes and is just like "i won it on blackjack, fugedaboudit"

@movebackbug__ Fucking dumbass

@PopCrave I thought they said Trump hated gays ??? Another piece of propaganda debunked

Donald Trump announces he has commuted the sentence of former Congressman George Santos.

@MaitreKorda Are you 12?

@shitbiscuit If it looks stupid but work then it ain't stupid.

@PetersBuffalo Dumbass

@shitbiscuit There’s really no reason to de-ice. They just made it up so it would take longer at the airport.

An ICE agent, who is being arrested for drunk driving and nearly killing his little kids & others, tries to stop the arrest by racially profiling the officers arresting him. Amazing to watch the courtesy given to him as he is belligerent and uncooperative

@Vigilance_Coin Stupid as fuck. Any reaction to the video other than “look at this asshole” reveals the rot of your thinking

@vol_Emm @probable_human @David_J_Bier A. Drunk, but shitty drunk isn't the adjective I would choose. B. No racism shown, as amply demonstrated in my replies. C. Clipped footage of select scenes; decontextualized result. D. En passant, checkmate avoided