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Thinking of sponsoring a vibe game hackathon... Who's in?

@andrewflemming4 @max_silver Ya, my point is crypto has much worse KYC and hurdles than the regulated books.

@leftcurvecletus @max_silver Crypto or credit/debit card. I think a lot of them have "shell companies" that they can charge from which don't get tagged as gambling by the payment processors.

Having dipped my toe back into some regulated sportsbook/poker sites I cannot believe any person with a gambling problem would jump through all these KYC/AML hoops and not just immediately leave for grey market operators, short them all

@OddStockTrader @Bthestory87 Excited to check it out

Had a fantastic time this weekend shooting with @Bthestory87 in his home state of TEXAS. Amazing hospitality and excited to see what we made hit Youtube soon! We laughed and had a great time as well as this amazing custom gift! Thanks again to the entire team!

@beaniemaxi But won't a smart AI operator move to a new account/address as often as is reasonable?

Unpopular opinion👇 Trying to ban AI bots from online poker is the dumbest losing battle in the entire gaming industry. PokerStars tried. GG tried. Every major site has failed. Gating didn't fix it. Detection arms races didn't fix it. Billions spent, tables still riddled with bots. The actual play is to lean in and run two tracks: 1) Designated AI tables and tournaments. Bring your model, sit with other models, declared and open. The bot vs bot poker scene has never had a real public arena. Now it does. 2) AI hunting AI in the human rooms. Every hand on Fast Poker is on-chain forever. That's the richest poker dataset ever assembled, fully open. Perfect training fuel for catcher models. We run ours. Anyone can build their own on the same data. Best way to address AI is more AI. The pretending stops now.

@MisyDP It's like being a personal trainer, but with $300k in capex

This is a great business idea. So many people don’t want to go to a gym where there’s other people and like the convenience of working out at home. So a gym-on-wheels it is!

@yonann Same thing happened to me on DraftKings Predictions

Matt Kalish says Kalshi showed him a $930K payout on a $10K bet, then market makers turned the odds from 93 to 1 into 38 to 1 "i say i want to bet $10,000 on brooks koepka to win, the website says 93 to 1, i hit bet, what do you think happens?" "you think you're getting 93 to 1 right, and of course you're gonna win $930,000 right" "it turns out my bet's getting dumped to wall street market makers for a fraction of the amount. it was like 60% vig basically on this bet" "why is it if i bet $10 i'm getting 93 to 1 and if i bet $1,000 now it's suddenly 38 to 1? that's not sports betting, that's some other shit"

@ClosingDime Little caesars?

My Caesars account has been permanently closed due to a “business decision.” No explanation. No transparency. I now have to wait 4–6 weeks to receive MY own money via check. Over 3 years my lifetime profit was only $1,522 with a 1.2% ROI. Never multi-accounted. Never arbitraged. Never automated. I understand they’re a private business and can refuse service but this process is ridiculous. @MassGamingComm here’s a case study for you. Feel free to reach out

The AP Swatch bid has hit an all time high on StockX

@realEstateTrent The government is already doing this

Dare you to ask ChatGPT to guess your net worth

@asbryx @punk9059 Oh that's already a thing. Next is a physical certificate to redeem your token that can be used to redeem your physical

@punk9059 full circle. next cycle we'll tokenize the physical cards and call it innovation again

CT in 2021 discovering NFTs: "It's a collectible art... but it's DIGITAL." CT in 2026 discovering TCGs: "It's collectible art... but it's PHYSICAL."

@realEstateTrent I pay up to $100/hr for biz class upgrade.

International overnight trips? Business Class, of course.

@Zeneca Maybe tokenize a collection of vaulted cards and get the token listed on a perp dex

How does one short pokemon cards?

@punk9059 I recently learned rarity is in the lower left

Today’s Perfect Order Pokémon pack. How did we do?

@howie_hua Can be expressed as TTTH vs HTT (excluding the first 3 tosses)

If you repeatedly flip a coin, which sequence is more likely to appear first: HTT or TTH? Believe it or not, one is 3 times more likely to appear first!

@RealW2Jesus @60SecsofVegas And a LOT higher in double deck than single deck!

@60SecsofVegas A lot higher in 8 deck than double deck.

What are the odds of getting this?

@thirdmetax Yes babe, I technically lost the bet, but there was zero house edge. So, in theory, I didn't lose anything.

Togi believes he made $2.3 million on a video where he lost his $2 million house on a coin flip “It’s not like Invested $1.9 million i invested in the opportunity to make $2 million” “I did make $300,000 on the video and a 50% chance of making $4 million is worth $2 million so I made $2.3 million”

@realEstateTrent I'm also am on EST. I play till 4am so I don't wake up at 330am.

I’m still on Eastern time, so I woke up at 3:30 a.m. today in Vegas and headed down to grab coffee in the hotel lobby. People sitting alone at tables with just them and the dealer, gambling their lives away in the early hours of a random Tuesday. I don’t know why it bothered me so much, but I’ve been thinking about it all day. I hope they find help.

@Cryptoking 🦗🦗🦗 Also, interesting you've changed your terms from 3 months to EOY, and online to in store...

@Cryptoking Yes, who's the escrow?

-50% since yesterday… Where is everyone wanting to bet $10k that I won’t be able to get one in a store in 2026?! Any takers?!?

@barkmeta Where?

Wow… The Swatch x AP was $4,387 yesterday morning. Now they’re selling for $1,200. Thats a 72% crash in 24 hours. People camped 8 days and fought in the streets for these. Once Swatch confirmed they’re producing millions, the prices started tanking.