Hans Schneiter

Seriously guys, whatever happened to: • the DOGE checks • tariff checks • the Greenland hospital boat • 10% APR on credit cards • my meds being 1500% cheaper • $2 gas • the Epstein files • reopening the Strait of Hormuz that was already open • cheaper groceries • ending wars in 24 hours • the “privately funded” ballroom Any updates?

Never felt this disconnected from a Liverpool side ever.

Arne Slot is a Premier League title winner, yes, but the conditions for that triumph have disappeared. There are mitigations, yes, but Liverpool are no longer a team to fear, they are deferential, and obliging to the most embattled of sides. It’s not just the style of play that is unrecognisable, but what the team stands for, and how they are seen… bymelissareddy.substack.com/p/arne-slot-is…

I used to make fun of this kind of thing when reporting in North Korea.

These must be the end times, because Christians are actively idol worshipping a guy who exhibits ZERO morals, who bombed a school with over 100 children, who protects pedophiles, and is fighting with the Pope. What the actual fuck, people?

We can’t let Iran have nukes because they’re run by maniacs who might use them. Meanwhile, in the US:

🔥🇺🇸BOMBSHELL: The US and Iran are close to a 14-point deal. The terms: Iran pauses uranium enrichment. US lifts sanctions and releases frozen funds. Both sides reopen the Strait of Hormuz. 12-15 year moratorium on Iranian nuclear weapons. 30-day negotiation period begins. Sound familiar? It should. This is Obama’s Iran deal. The JCPOA. The same deal Trump called the worst deal ever made. The same deal he tore up in 2018. $25 billion spent. Thousands dead. A UAE oil port on fire. Oil at $119 a barrel. To get back to where we started. Never stop connecting the dots.

🚨🗣️ 𝗡𝗘𝗪: Scholes: "I am not saying Arsenal don't deserve it. My only point is I don't enjoy watching them. They are not a team where I think: 'f*ckin hell, brilliant team..' Even Liverpool last year I was like: "f*ckin hell, good team..' I just don't see that with Arsenal. I don't tune on my TV to watch them all the time." — The Overlap

The collapse of trust in science is going to go down in history as one of the most sad, bizarre, and destructive social contagions of modern times. We fed billions, cured diseases and powered nations - yet people ran toward conspiracies instead.

What happened to Trump’s billionaire buddies footing this bill for his $400,000,000 ballroom? Get loud about the fact that Senate Republicans are now proposing that TAXPAYERS pay for Trump’s vanity project!

The crazy situation that has put Harvey Elliott’s promising career on hold - stuck at nine games for Aston Villa on loan - is deeply frustrating on a human and professional level. It looks even crazier given the struggles of Villa’s squad players against Spurs. And also Liverpool’s need for some invention and energy, including a stronger option on the right against Manchester United. What a sad waste of a year for Elliott after a terrific Euro Under-21s where he was Player of the Tournament. He just wants to play. Last summer Elliott was looking forward to the season and hoping to force his way into the England senior squad. This loan with obligation to buy after 10 games has proved a millstone given Unai Emery doesn’t want to buy. You have to feel for Elliott. Clubs, PL, PFA and FIFA (because of the two-team rule) have to work to ensure a young player’s career isn’t put on hold again. Elliott deserves better.

Crying Szoboszlai looked at both of our wingers and said nah I’ll do it myself

The quality on display here in this Bayern and PSG game is genuinely insane, and tomorrow we'll be watching Arsenal with 10 men behind the ball playing for corners.

Barack Obama was targeted 11 times in assassination attempts during his two terms. We don't remember any of them because they were handled through proper channels, professionally, and he isn't a whiny bitch.

Trump: “I’m not a rapist I didn’t rape anybody. I’m not a pedophile.” O’Donnell: “Oh, do you think he was referring to you?” Fucking priceless.

Doris Burke genuinely just be saying anything on the broadcast: Dylan Harper was fouled by Deni Avdija while going up for a layup and she immediately made a fuss about Deni complaining: “Stop it Deni, with the pleading you do at times for the whistle… he is notorious for complaining about contact.” She watches the replay and realized it wasn’t even a foul and completely switched up: “WOW!! I think they may challenge this?” I’ve had enough…

Yeah Doris please SHUT UP. Telling Deni to stop complaining even though there is absolutely no foul at all. She just can’t stop carrying water for Wemby man it’s insane.

Is Wirtz bad start exaggerated??? He has 17 goal contributions already this season, 7 goals and 10 assists. And only Bruno Fernandes and Declan Rice have created more chances. This is also in his first PL season in a struggling LFC side.

The worst part about the assassination attempt on Donald Trump is the fact that he raped kids with Jeffrey Epstein. Never forget.

Understand the chronology — > Donald Trump was facing the worst ratings of his lifetime > Iran war backfired, gas prices surged, higher cost of living, nothing going right for Trump > Suddenly Trump decided to go to White House Correspondents’ Dinner > A shooter came out of nowhere in the world’s most secure zone and fired shots RANDOMLY (Confirmed by eye witnesses) 😄 > The shooter is shot dead, no trace left whatsoever Suddenly Trump is due to get sympathy, he will be treated like a warrior fighting against satan... Why have we all heard this script somewhere before? 😂