Scott Mclaughlin

The hospital ward I’ve been in since Friday.

@clydebankfc Just routine

@clydebankfc I’ll be cheering on from hospital unfortunately through Twitter. Mon the ham shankies

🔜 Destination: Linlithgow 🤳 Let's see all the photos from your journeys.

@hepimp The very zeitgeist

@clydebankfc In Moff we trust.

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@colinmccredie What a time to be alive!

Goal of the season? 👏🏻👏🏻

Good morning! It’s table time!

@willie_rennie Trumpet arsed fuckwit

Margaret Thatcher built more boats on the Clyde than the SNP ever have and now the Islanders, shipyard workers and taxpayers are paying the price. #ferries #scotlibdems #elections

@hepimp Hold on I’ll grab my tramadol.

@BarryAnderson_ @alan_pattullo 15 keepers

Scotland will call up 29 extra players in May. Steve Clarke must submit a 55-man squad to FIFA before cutting it to 26 for the World Cup. #TartanArmy 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 By @alan_pattullo scotsman.com/sport/football…

your dad about to do a Sheridan Smith to play Scott Mills tweet .

@FBAwayDays Clydebank Doesn’t like football Finn Harps Partick Thistle

I want to know… 1. Who do you support? 2. Who does your Dad support? 3. Who does your Grandad support? 4. What is the nearest football ground to your house?

@itaintwhywhywhy Even Kathryn Bigelow pretty much said they were c#nts during the filming of Point Break

Always heartening to be reminded of just how many folk really hate Red Hot Chilli Peppers👍

@CountBinface A rugby

What is the collective noun for a group of c***s?

@Dickwith2dogs Or worse Monty Don having a beef with Diddy and Eminem.

Imagine Suge knight presenting gardeners world.

@17menzies17 Some cunt from Brassic?

I have officially hit that age where I don’t know all the current players are at the top level! Used to know every player in most top flight teams in England now I’m googling to see who’s in the starting line up! Gun to my head I have no clue who the player in the picture is!

@plyons45 Don’t knock it till you’ve tried it.

Absolute masterpiece,hang it in the Louvre

@Dickwith2dogs Heavy dobbers

IF YOU HAD TOURETTE'S WHICH WOULD YOU SHOUT THE MOST ?

@welshjb Great live band.

I bought the 12” and still play it regularly - a fantastic song

@TheCinesthetic 100%

Fringe (2008–2013) is right up there with the best sci-fi shows, never talked about enough, and it just kept getting better with each season.