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Olasounfort
@leksfine
the glass that make you look pretty became your enemy when it's broken
UAE Katılım Eylül 2010
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@Mrbankstips I need 2 millions naira urgently. Thinking of selling my car cus that is the only option without target or hoping to buy another one soon. Universe please do this one for me between now and Saturday which is last day the buyer promised to bring money.
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@IyelolaIge You choose to allow urgency signed what you don't understand who does that.. there many Nigerians into dredging business why not go to them instead of Chinese?
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I bought sand from Chinese men and signed a receipt written in Chinese.
I was running a construction project and needed sharp sand urgently.
Went to the dredging site. Sand being pumped straight from the river in large quantities.
I asked who owned the operation.
Chinese men bought the land. The river included.
Our river. Our sand. Their business.
I asked for the price. We agreed. Then they handed me a receipt.
Written entirely in Chinese.
I said I cannot sign what I cannot read.
They said drop the sand and collect your refund.
I needed that sand badly.
I signed.
They released the sand.
I sat in my car thinking about this country.
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@sylvez92 @Darleeton3 Imaginary works... Only if there is work call such name
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@Darleeton3 On your way to work, you carry them and enter into a little bar and restaurant and spent 4hrs???
Which kind work you Dey go ????
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As I was going for work this morning , I saw some APC and president Bola Tinubu supporters just doing like a small street campaign , they ask me , who will I vote for in 2027 presidential Elections,
I didn’t respond, they kept on asking and persuading me to vote for president Tinubu.
After like 10 minutes ,
I took them into a little bar and restaurant, we sat down together ate and drink .
I told them ,.’ my brothers , you guys are 16 in numbers , if you all can tell me tinubu achievements in the last 4 years as a president, I won’t only vote for him , I will campaign for him with my life ..
They all laughed 😀. And said that one na small thing na . Let’s list them for you
I took out my book 📖 and pen to write…………….👇👇
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@_EdenJohnson @YulEdochie Same way Macaroni, Salako, Falz and etc are still from the West no matter what.
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@YulEdochie Brothely, there's a way you can betray your own without making it obvious. At the end of the day, you're still from the East - a region that's yet to produce a president. You can live in Lagos and enjoy gigs all you like, you can't erase that fact.
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Peter Obi’s Presidential ambition is tied to APGA.
The party he swore he will never leave.
Peter swore before Ojukwu and Ndi Anambra that he will never leave APGA.
He said he will die with APGA.
He said if he leaves APGA may he never achieve anything politically.
He later left APGA.
That’s why he hasn’t achieved anything politically since then.
That’s why people used his name to win elections in 2023 while he, the owner of the name lost.
I’m surprised he hasn’t realized this.
Oaths are very powerful.
Whatever he’s doing with ADC is a waste of time.
Peter Obi has chances of being President in 2031 after TINUBU, but he can only do it with APGA.
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@oyekunles @haroladavis @YulEdochie In your weirdest dreams 😂😂😂😂😂person wey his name would not even be on the ballot
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@abdullahayofel Send it I will do it asap and I ven have discount like this
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@JunNetworkJ @yabaleftonline The jokes is on you......no be only lekki na heaven
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@yabaleftonline Very Good advice...
But if you look at it then other way,,, if this family in question live in lekki or those expensive places, that 15k daily is actually not enough for a family of 4 .. in this present Nigeria
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@Omojuwa I'm one of the unknown names.This fellow has bullied me on & offline, it has even cost me 3 containers that I was suppose to clear as a clearing and forwarding agent. This stupid adult pro-Obedients told his fellow exporter not to give me the job, because I supported BAT
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I knew Peter Obi had no chance with the ADC ticket. But I am one to always verify things.
That verification process is now complete. I had some important meetings recently and I can say, this is now a Done Deal.
I have a strong idea of who will fly the ADC ticket but in this game, only a bird in hand is a bird that’s yours. But I am 100% percent certain of who will not smell it.
My next move is to ensure that when the Obidient group leave the ADC, they don’t leave with the prized asset they have been working day and night to drag along. Concluded these meetings too even as I await the outcomes.
I will send you myrmidons into political oblivion. This is for Wole Soyinka, Tunde Onakoya and Jaffi Joffa and all that they represent. And all the unknown names and faces that have been bearing the brunt of your ill-fated group.
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@arojinle1 I drink regularly, but not a drunkard. I smoke occasionally maybe twice in 5 months in fact i don't know where its sold. its only when I'm in the smoker mist. As for Woman, I do that often but with caution. I'm now 43yrs old after series of checkup I'm still very active.
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The night before my surgery (Tuesday evening), the anesthesiologist came to ask me some questions.
Him: How often do you smoke?
Me: Never
Him: Alcohol?
Me: Never
Him: You know you have to be very truthful and straightforward with us right?
Me: Don't worry, I neither take alcohol nor smoke. I assure you. I also work out.
Him: That's good. You've just made our work easier. Please, don't eat or drink anything from 12am tomorrow. We'll see you in the morning.
Living a healthy lifestyle is to your own advantage. You can have tens of cars and hundreds of houses but you cannot have more than ONE BODY.
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@mardortii Funny but not funny.... He would do the same.. but the woman fall too cheaply.
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@AdelaniAina @FoluboiNg This one would never drop code.... Is a M fucker
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@el_mubarak__ @MaryRoseMalomo I'm not making mouth and I will intentionally look for their trouble offline.... any stupid bully like this them go collect.
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@MaryRoseMalomo Wait till campaign starts ,then you go know say na you go run commot for this app for we the Batist. And if we catch you outside again and you still make mouth, you go still chop beating join. Eleribu
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@onlyMrRich Una just dey farms innocent guys here.... Money wey you go cash out instantly.
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@TadyJerry I wear my boxer 3 days straight... I don't have time for changing boxers everyday. It's a free boxers not pants so there is absolute no point changing them everyday.
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Wear one boxer daily
Wash your dick after peeing
Squat when you're peeing
This is how they turn you men into women. They're telling you how to behave like women.
You're not a woman that discharge unnecessary fluid that you need to change boxer daily.
You don't pee all over your dickhead that you need to wash it like women wash their vaginas because they pee all over it.
You don't have a vagina that scatters your pee when you do it. You pee straight, stand and pee.
Discard every bullshit that wants to take away your masculinity, you hardly even smell, bath daily and smell nice.
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@ShanAnalysis Na this option go send send all of us go back village
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I woke up this morning and remembered that all Mr Peter Obi asked of Abure in Labour Party was that ward, local Government and State congresses must be done before the National Convention.
That was the bone of all that contention!
Nothing beats due process, even if it will not favour you, follow it!
It keeps things transparent and accountable.
Seeing ADC conclude its ward, LG and State congresses before the National Convention reminded me of it
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