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@legsidelizzy I am too.. But got some pretty crap comments back pretty much that it’s the most important thing since sliced bread.

I suspect it might just be me but lord above I am bored of the Mandelson security vetting stories.

@daisycutterzine Actually, need a splash of pink 🏳️‍⚧️ Baz is forgiven if he comes out as a trans-stan tbh

what do castore do all day like

@thomasmaheronf1 If that’s the case then, we can reverse the extra 5 seconds at the start then based on that logic?

Toto Wolff gave a VERY long answer regarding the F1 2026 regulations this morning, warning against making "erratic" changes to the regulations. "We need to see the Bearman accident for what it was," he said. "It was a misjudgment of a situation. It's like pushing the boost button and not braking on a kink where you're supposed to brake. And whilst we need to protect the safety of the drivers, and this needs to be of utmost priority and importance, there's plenty of brilliant racing happening in the world that we as racers love. "I love Le Mans. I'm sitting overnight watching the timing screen, but the hypercars go through the Porsche curves 30 or 40 kilometres faster than the GT3 cars. The speed differences are enormous. We have seen critical situations and massive accidents between those two different classes. "I remember I was awake all night when [Mike] Rockenfeller crashed into the GT car in the night, because it was a misjudgment. I remember Allan McNish having a spectacular off with a GT3 car. I remember an accident a year or two ago in the Porsche Curves because of a misjudgment of one of the drivers. And we still love it, and this series exists with all of that. "We look at Nordschleife. I don't know which of you looked at that, and obviously, we had a tragic event, but one of the fascinations of Nordschleife is that a works GT3 car races a private Volkswagen Polo with amateur drivers, in the night, in the rain, over crests where you don't know what to expect on the other side. And even the best racers in Formula 1 in our world love that sport with all the dangers it brings with it. When you look at WEC in Imola this weekend, the lap time differences between the prototypes and the GT cars were more than 10 seconds. "Let's concentrate on those two priorities that I mentioned before and make it better and safer. Will it always be the safest sport? It won't. It's about understanding what those systems do to the car, how we can reduce the risks in particular situations like in the rain or whatever, but always reminding ourselves we are guardians of the sport, we have responsibility for the sport and the opportunity it has given to all of us, rather than looking at the personal advantage or disadvantage of certain regulations being changed or not." #F1

@el_dentisto Best wishes to your friend.. I got antibiotics and a nasal cream off my GP for tiredness.. Went to A and E it was (AML) leukaemia.. It’s a slog by CLL is treatable, and haematology teams are magic!

When your mate asks you to have a little look at a lump in his neck because the GP thinks it’s nothing. This is not the letter I wanted back.

@Tommyktufc @goddywestie @TUFC1899 Few wins and you start piping up on all fronts, like a seagull with a bag of chips 😝 If we get near the 20 odd from last year it’s a good effort. You know I’d be there in heartbeat if I could, but hopefully good news on Wednesday.. Then on Saturday 🥳

@goddywestie @TUFC1899 We certainly will be! Hopefully Hemel will bring more than 100 @lemish32 😉

Clinical from the team today. What are the chances we can hit 5K at Plainmoor next Saturday vs Hemel - what say you @TUFC1899 fans, are we up for that? #tufc

@paullewismoney Yes been on the cards for years. Most food manufacturers have evolved and changed packaging. Some whine and done nothing.

Tory green tax could ruin profitable company bit.ly/3Q7aSii not a headline you will read!

@RobEllis1183719 @Tommyktufc @Callum_dolan10 100%! Although, every game etc. let’s get it sorted first in the league Then be disappointed 😂

@lemish32 @Tommyktufc @Callum_dolan10 😂😂 100% if we get home in play offs, but let's just pray for a miracle and that we win the whole thing 👀

What a game. Great advertisement for the NLS. You can see why Dorking will win the league but we equipped ourselves well. Welcome back @Callum_dolan10. 2 brilliant strikes. Deserved to win it at the end but lots of positives to take from that. Near 4,000 crowd as well💛 #TUFC

@RobEllis1183719 @Tommyktufc @Callum_dolan10 Your all welcome to the open top bus parade on the magic roundabout 😂 No, I certainly didn’t see this after the fa cup loss.. Excited to see where it goes but the pennies from any playoff game, is well received.

@Tommyktufc @Callum_dolan10 @lemish32 Haha, would be the most unlikely title win in how long!

@hellothisisivan Whomoose?

Is being one of the TV Burp Generation a thing? Primed to notice anything silly or humorously ill-judged in anything you ever watch? I feel like it shaped how I watch films & TV shows more than any of my years studying film & media at university.

@Iandennisbbc @ArmfieldDuncan Grew up with him on the radio.. Never had the tv coverage, but as kid, always knew that you were in for treat when herd his voice ☺️

@ArmfieldDuncan Still in our thoughts Duncan. Only the other day we were talking about Portugal 2004 with him. So many fond memories.

Thanks Ian and he certainly enjoyed time with the 5 Live team

@daisycutterzine Looks like a logo for a new Suzuki dealership in Christchurch

great move, can see this new logo looking fantastic on an absolutely enormous mug, for example

@AnthonyNolan @almurray Unfortunately it didn’t happen in December, but did last night! Thank you AN and the magical donor!

@AnthonyNolan @almurray Thank you! You’ve done an amazing job with my BMT. One of the team is heading over to Germany in two weeks to go collect them for me. Can wait to celebrate my new birthday !

Get on the blood stem cell register.

@jjajmor Sorry, but all I can think of is the Peter Crouch advert for washing pods going “big spill, big deal” 😂

@JTCymru Oh wow 🥵🥵🥵😍

@MrStephenVdB 🏗️? It’s cold and wet .. So bring a coat

@joelycett Could you get a stand in called Mayor-naise?

@missjaaamjie I can provide ...

@marsne93 No problem, understand the pain and frequently have my self.. the good times will roll

@lemish32 Thanks :)

Deep tweet, but for those who get overwhelmed with anxiety, talk to people, it helps. I always take a ‘power-through’ attitude to problems, but sharing issues can help with recovery. I’ve had my first decent sleep & first proper meal today in nearly a month. It’s rewarding ✌🏻