what

@nonstoplickin Texting like a woman smh

Pulled the 180 on the wife. Let’s see if this will play out

@_Iconicmovies This looks like shit. Who watches garbage like this lmao

This scene was intense, had everyone scared

@nuttapgod Real pissers don’t flush

@nuttapgod Get off private so I can’t rt this

ask beavis i get nothing but head

@nuttapgod Bartender got the coolest shirt on must be a good spot

#winning #LeBronJames

@nuttapgod @haha2k Frog splash

@haha2k bringing some girl back from the bar just to perform wwe finishing moves and a couple of daniel bryan yes chants

$4 for a mcchicken? go fuck urself

@NattyNorse Something only chill dudes can understand

@lemmeholdthat Same here but instead of shadows I punch the janitor

Yea I’m a shadow box in between sets at the gym kind of guy

I’m punting one of these little guys into next week

@mattwritesbooks New material or same as the special?

I’ll be doing standup in these cities in the next few months: Salt Lake, UT Rochester, NY Tacoma, WA Spokane, WA Charlotte, NC Austin, TX Timonium, MD

The spesh is live youtu.be/o7zmTSSZwb0

@TaprootWizards @jimmysong Pls

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@nycguidovoice Dallas

Tickets for shows in San Jose, Tampa, Salt Lake City, Charlotte and Columbus are all on sale now. shows coming up in Pittsburgh, Omaha, Brea, Milwaukee, Irvine, Cleveland and Royal Oak… get tickets here: mull.dog/live-shows/

@bitcoinkatee @zackvoell Descending triangle on daily chart thooooo

Now is not the time to be bearish on bitcoin. You had your chance for that 12 months ago.

@Shanemgillis Dallas

San Francisco

@nycguidovoice @GoodnightsCC @HeliumComedyPdx @CarolinesonBway Dallas