Jess

stressed spelled backwards is desserts, i, ofc, am both.

bills: paid bank account: empty workin: again adulting: terrible yee: haw

dolo 650’s entire strategy is - you can’t be sick if you’re not awake

Does everything but make music

if i text u “🪗” it means u better start acting accordingly

LOML's BIRTHDAY LESSGOOOO

men are given too much credit as drivers. more than half of them are terrible, it’s just that the total number is so large that the general assumption is that they’re good drivers in comparison to “bad women drivers”

did all the NYT games of the day now what do I do

I think I’m due for a “Sundays are for lovers” type of Sunday

Silly but I’ve been forcing myself to watch the entirety of long videos to reverse the damage done to my attention span lmao

one thing i’ve realised is… if u like an outfit… u should repeat it how many ever times u want. go live ur cartoon character life. instagram & capitalism want u to believe otherwise so u buy more clothes

the fucking innate need of men to just constantly make women uncomfortable in public spaces

instead of putting ‘works well under pressure’ in my CV I’m just going to say ‘drove a very big car on Goa’s very small roads with my dad giving me directions’

startup idea: bookmyshow but where you can actually book your show

everyday i wake up and curse myself for wasting my first kiss on a frog-looking guy

nara smith but I made my ex a personality from scratch

@darthdevi Bring it to mumbai 🥹🥹

I forgot to mention all this is only in Bangalore lol

Doing an Andhrasian popup delivery lunch with Chef Puja from The Salt&Pepper Story this weekend! We have gone mad and this is the result 😂♥️ Orders can be placed for the dish of your choice up till this Thursday, 27th June 2024. Deliveries will happen on 29th June 2024, this Saturday. Contact Misha on +91 98452 07778 to place orders or simply DM @/thesaltandpepperstory on IG :) You can also tweet here and we’ll be in touch.

Penelope Featherington would’ve loved Reddit

my parents have discovered please please please and love it and won’t stop playing it in the house on repeat 🤡

bombay startup idea - a reservation buddy who stands in line for you at new restaurants and/or makes calls to get you tables