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@Adamthallith Bro eats cakes and licks ice cream and said "I never eat am before"

I don’t eat eggs, like I never eat am before. Egg never enter my mouth. I don’t know how it tastes. Both fried and boiled.

@Mbinya__ Sha don't try this with me. Coz you'd orgasm 8+ times and I'd just be there.

That’s why you ask to ride him and orgasm at your pace

@TheSerahIbrahim Lol.... No worry, no body go tell you to pick race

I’ve done Stocks, I aced I’ve done forex, I aced I’ve done Crypto, I aced Now I’m going to use my sense of analysis and strategy to see how far I can go on Sportybet. Wish me luck.

@MrEazi105419 I think you and the lady slept together at least once. Stop posting incomplete stories

I had this lady that stayed just behind my street, so most mornings she’d join me on my way to work. One day, my babe was around and she followed me in the morning cos she needed to deliver something to someone. Because she was carrying a few things that needed to stay on her lap, she had to sit at the back for safety reasons. Along the way, my neighbour joined us and sat in front where she usually sits. When we got to the junction where she'd drop off, that was when an unnecessary drama happened. As she was stepping out, she turned and said “love you dear”, loud enough for the person at the back to hear. You could easily tell it was intentional, like she was trying to establish territory or prove a point. What she didn’t realize is that the person at the back could also decide whether she’d ever sit in that car again. But my babe didn’t even react, we laughed it off. She obviously understood the situation perfectly because, if anything shady was going on, I wouldn’t stop to pick her up, let alone have her sit in front. When I got to work, I called her to ask why she did that. Her response confirmed exactly what I suspected. I blocked her immediately and she never stepped into my car again. Hope I didn't take it too far 🤷🏼‍♀️?

@imran_services Lol. I don't expect much from an illiterate doing roofing sheet 😂

Thesame slavery take wey ur papa dey follow

@bin_gbada On a country that has no, tax refund policy 😂

100k penalty for late filing of taxes? In a low income country where minimum wage is 70k? We are dealing with demons.

@kellybonito_BU She should be the agent of the change she wants

This lady calls out the Nigeria p0rn industry for their lack of effort 😏

@BettaVirtual @edu_betta @AdaAnambra2023 Baddies for day, thief for night 😂

Inspirational Tone
Leadership is not just a title, it’s impact.
Dr. @edu_betta showing what true service looks like at the APC National Convention

@_Ojonya I guess your mum didn't think about that.

Abortion is healthcare.

@tundeskie Shen gbo oponu atole, HR wey them dey pay 200k wan dey follow me talk for this same twitter 😂

Wahala aye e niyen. Ati iwo ati CEO

@imran_services Omo... This your take Na slavery take ooo

“You’re asking for more again… but do you think you’d be earning this much if the government hadn’t allowed X in the country? The previous administration even banned it—what did you achieve then? At least this current government has allowed the space to grow, and that’s why many of you are earning from X today.

@yxyiagain Go office in the morning, pretend to be working, go back home to eat tuwo shikafa, rinse and repeat for the next 4 years.

the one wey dey beside am, wetin be hin own work seff

@Morris_Monye Lol... You didn't hear when Awosika was tell us that many of the elites were eliting with debt?

I’m not sure Ben-Bruce knows himself. He was such a glamorous elite in the early 80s and 90s with his Miss Universe, MBGN pageant, built the Silverbird brand, became DG of NTA, ran for Governor of Bayelsa state, became a Nigerian Senator. He had the upward trajectory of.a Donald Trump. From showbiz to Politics to statesman. Today, a Reno Omokri has more “level” than him in society. My heart sunk seeing him hurdled in an un-airconditioned bus with torn seats seating beside fellow delegates from his state. He should rediscover himself. It’s not late for him.

@Phatbabeluuu Then I guess you're not aiming to be an influencer on this app. One of the quickest ways to grow your account and farm Elon's money is to post that you have money, people will follow you with the hopes of "he will do giveaway".

If I ever touch such money, nobody will ever know

@_La_bebee Omo, we wey no get car go just order bolt

I love car date so much, it’s so much more intimate…one of my best date was when the guy drove to my place and we watched movie in the car, sipping cold wine with a lot of goodies that he knows I like The makeout session is always lit too😂

@asemota It will test his range😂

Range Rover? You go give them up soon.

@tundeskie This guy stupid gan ooo. I address CEOs as Hey Greg.... and they still address you professional and still give you the job. Nigerians and being egocentric

Hello Sir, Please, I am not comfortable with ‘Hey Tunde’ as a form of address. Having said that, I saw your CV in my DM. I only didn’t attend to it because I didn’t request for it. Specially requesting for it was one of the criteria I stated. Thanks.

@ubifranklin1 You wey thief person watch, wetin make we call am? 😭

That’s bullying. See it and call it what it is.

@benmurraybruce There is a reason why these people are behaving this way. If you play chess well, you'd understand, sometime, your opponent will be attacking instead of being scared of your moves, because he wants you to think he is not scared. If you fall for his attacks then you lose.

Bayelsa delegates to the APC convention. Bola Tinubu till 2031 🦇

@Aridunu_jones Don't be fooled. Lol

My danfo driver lamented from obalende to VI I never see person Wey hate tinubu pass him