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Glastonbury Festival training starts early in the Highlands.

@caldamac @wodieskodie I have just realised that there are two possible meanings to what I said. 😂 Ah well, I did grow up on Lewis after all.

@leodhasach @wodieskodie "get a sheep to pump in it" 😳

Do you think if we all put our heads together we could come up with a range of expensive "island experiences" to flog? "Invigorating hour feeding animals in a gale: includes full facial using a range of natural organic ingredients. £75."

@caldamac @wodieskodie Get someone/a sheep to pump in it and you've even got a jacuzzi sorted.

@leodhasach @wodieskodie You could genuinely package a soak in that old bath in the corner of the field as part of a wellness package.

@wodieskodie Yes, I thought so. With a variety of 'refreshing' fragrances to accompany it.

@leodhasach The options for things one could theoretically bathe in are endless...

@taijidubh @bad_girl_bakery I felt your skills as a Flat White-ist needed additional recognition.

I don't have a lot of energy for social media at the moment, but this is just fecking excellent. A well deserved bit of recognition for @taijidubh and @bad_girl_bakery by none other than Nigella Lawson. Visit the bakery and buy the book, a slab of cake and a flat white. Now.

@2wents @Hipstercrite It was during the filming of 'The Eagle'. No photos because it was so dark!

@leodhasach @Hipstercrite Need photo of that. A movie showcases the (cold) beauty of Scotland’s landscape.

Tell me the strangest interaction you've had with a celebrity.

@Andr6wMale Did they say that 'you can't, you won't and you don't stop' at their party? 😁 I'm sorry.

I think it's when The Beastie Boys angrily asked Jane Pratt why I was at Michael Stipe's 38th birthday party and could I be asked to leave? *clang*

@taijidubh @MartMetcalfe Ooh, that's pretty.

Wordle 214 2/6 ⬛⬛🟩⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 Solved within a minute of the new one being posted too. 😁

@nedboulting Prince Charles is the current DofE. I hadn't realised that Andrew was the Duke of Inverness though!

@kirst4778 Sadly it hasn't come to this. It's always been like that. Many of my fellow mens don't seem to have the brains to leave women in peace.

What the fuck is this world coming to when a lass can't even have a run without being blocked and shouted at?!?! 🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬

@HI_Voices I always find it a bit odd that my old primary school is now essentially a museum!

So why am I in Ness? This is somewhere I come back to because of the commitment here to making heritage & island culture into assets for the future: I’m starting researching something about the Comuinn Eachdraidh (History Societies) whose roles I find inspirational.

@Andr6wMale I'd be flitting between houses. Although I'd rescue Sade and let her have a house all to herself, as befits a lady of such talent. Disgraceful lack of Iron Maiden in all that too.

Why do you hate Sade, Jonathan?

@UncleEmos I have now! It's frustrating. 😁

@leodhasach Have you tried absurdle?

Wordle 210 3/6 ⬛⬛⬛🟨⬛ ⬛🟨🟩⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 That's a bit better. The last couple took me ages to figure out.

@McCabeEddie @memorialdevice She's far too busy putting the freshness back to be worrying about twitter.

The MD list of rejected Alternative National Treasure nominations: Cliff Richard Kirsty Allsopp Michael McIntyre Jeremy Clarkson A lot of screeching people with fringes Lord Beefy Botham Ian Brown Various individuals we do not know from Strictly, Bake Off and the jungle thing.

@sweenyness I'm glad you clarified what 'adult indoor contact sport' was. Muckier minds than mine would have sniggered at that...

I haven’t seen it anywhere today but will adult indoor contact sport be allowed again next week? i.e. 5 a side football