Burke

Great listen

@KIFFC1879 @SkySports was hoping he’d be on game last night man

This commentator is actually the bollocks. @SkySports get him on the premier league fuck Peter drury off

@BarrowAFC 🐀

✍️ Barrow AFC are delighted to confirm the appointment of Adam Murray as new First-Team Manager until the summer of 2028. Welcome to Barrow, Adam! 💙 #WeAreBarrow

@BMM1882 @altontowers beggin over a pair of airpods

Hello @AltonTowers. I lost my AirPods at your resort on 5th May and filled out the lost property form (with full details). I was the very last guest out of the hotel before it closed after the May Day bank holiday weekend, on 5th May. Ergo, a customer couldn’t have picked them up. They’ve been pinging in Splash Landings Hotel (in the Flambo’s Jambo restaurant, which is where I know I accidentally left them on a table before leaving after taking a Teams call before my drive back to London) ever since, until yesterday… It looks like one of your staff members have taken them home as they’re now at a nearby address in Stoke-on-Trent - I’m going to guess that’s not your usual lost property procedure… Can you let me know who in Alton Towers or Merlin I should contact regarding CCTV requests as I’d like to report this as a theft offence to Staffordshire Police? Many thanks. P.S. I contacted you about this privately via Facebook Messenger on 6th May, but you never bothered replying. It’s now 11th May FYI. Really good to know you value customer service - particularly for Merlin Annual Passholders.

You know the crazy part? Literally every Premier League club has an example of Arsenal scoring the exact same goal against them which wasn't disallowed.

Here’s a 40 mins vid of Arsenal doing the same thing

Gary Neville: 🗣️ “Deary me… Vicario has to be stronger there. It’s really poor.” Also Gary Neville: 🗣️ “His arm is on David Raya… you cannot do that. It must be ruled out.”

British ticket prices are an absolute disgrace. 😡

@Martynw34 completely agree, he was unreal in last nights final session

Joe Perry in comms has grown on me , calm & composed no hysteria like you get in a lot of Sports commentary these days, i like that #worldsnookerchampionships

Neil Robertson that is ridiculous 🤯

@WorthingFC Get a grip

🔴Ahead of tomorrow's match, supporters are reminded that it is a criminal offence to enter the field of play at any time. Anyone doing so may face both club and police action, including stadium bans, Football Banning Orders, travel restrictions and a criminal record.

@charlotte_90xx Nothing on the Ally pally sofas

I realise how lucky I am to have a front row seat to this one! Unbelievable 🙌🏼

In my career I’ve had 3,527 rides and 543 winners. Two of those winners were dead-heats. Both dead-heats were with my brother Sean.

They booed when food bank messages were displayed, they sang about the Tories, sang feed the scousers, they sang about Boris cutting benefits, fair to say I will greatly enjoy seeing Leicester relegated to oblivion.