woo hoo

@StoneJAlex Making a trend from a hardship some have to live through is poverty porn imo

BlueSky is full of such weird people

@04Kevoh That he is all-right

Weapon position should tell you all you need to know

I would kiss your voice if i could.

@kerubo_skeeter Ikr

@leslieadongo Better than omena babes 😂

We really got the worst nickname 🙄 Matoke babes?

@HeyHeyBlinky About tiiime

You won't have to wonder too long :-)

Let’s build this rally car. a homologated bucket seat and a fuel tank too are in the house. What do you all think? A 5 point or a 6 point harness?

We just did 4 weeks of homework in a night. Did I create this or it came pre installed

@RadioGenoa Okay... but is the shield woven?

Dutch police explain to Muslims that Europe is no joke.

@MeranSays This really goes to show that choices are structured😅

Every one and their mama knows a homemaking lesbian.

If you don't get love, you can get power instead. Corruption 101

I love life because there will always be a situation you think you will never get over and you always do every time

@feyiszn I was feeling off yesterday till I applied my perfume and everything lit up after

Perfume triggers memories like maaaaaaaaad😂

May I be blessed with opportunities that wake my spirit up, ensure my safety and stability, and give me room to play, to grow, and to harness. Àse

At this point, if I get picked up by aliens, I’m just gonna go ahead and consider it a rescue mission instead of an abduction.

@blackishpress Not everyone is meant to have sexual appeal and that's okay

Sterling K. Brown is named one of the most influential people of 2026 by TIME.

@KeruboSk Happens to me too

I was telling someone the other day, “Sometimes I get so excited while reading that my eyes jump ahead and skip whole paragraphs, and I have to make myself go back and reread what I missed.” They looked at me and said, “No one does that.” Please tell me I’m not the only one 😭😩

@aakashgupta @RamzZy_ I want my psychic queens to get on this ASAP

A 13-year-old Canadian kid uploaded R&B covers to YouTube in 2008 from his bedroom. A talent manager named Scooter Braun stumbled on the videos and signed him. For the next 15 years, Braun controlled everything. Tours, branding, business deals, public image. The kid became the biggest pop star on the planet, sold 150 million records, racked up 32 billion Spotify streams, and had three Diamond-certified singles before turning 25. Then in 2022, he got hit with Ramsay Hunt syndrome. Partial facial paralysis. Cancelled the world tour. Disappeared from public life entirely. Here's where it gets interesting. In January 2023, he sold his entire 290-song catalog to Hipgnosis for $200 million. Every song he'd ever released. "Baby." "Sorry." "Love Yourself." All of it. Gone. At 28 years old, he cashed out his past. Then he dropped Scooter Braun. After 15 years. No manager. No agent. For the first time in his career, nobody was making decisions for him. Fast forward to this weekend. Coachella calls. He picks up the phone himself. Rolling Stone confirmed he negotiated his own headlining deal directly with Goldenvoice. No agent commission. No manager cut. $10 million for two weekends, and he kept all of it. Then he walked onto the biggest stage in music, sat down behind a MacBook, and pulled up YouTube. He played "Baby" from 2010. He played his bedroom covers from 2008. He harmonized with his 13-year-old self in front of 100,000 people. Katy Perry joked about whether he had YouTube Premium. Half the internet called it lazy. The other half called it genius. They're both wrong. It was a receipt. He sold his catalog for $200 million. He fired the man who discovered him. He negotiated his own deal. And then he went back to the exact platform where it all started and said: I built this from a laptop. I'm headlining Coachella from a laptop. And for the first time in my life, every dollar is mine. The kid from YouTube just closed the loop.

I'm just going to stop missing this man

Whenever I am not reading a book, I feel so unachored😭😭