Lester Croft

Mum was on the piss last night, dreadful sight. Never again.

@hwalmond Yes pal, first time. Lovely beer

@lest1973 Down dynamite valley?

Supping rather lovely beer @DynamiteValley

@TasteAtlas Where the f@@k is Forme d'Ambert? Produced since Roman times...jeez, what nonsense.

100 Best Rated Cheeses in the World: tasteatlas.com/100-best-rated…

@NoContextBrits Sausage

Settle a debate. What do you call this?

@saintpiranricci @TrekBikes Bottom right

Choose a colour ? @TrekBikes

@RogerProtzBeer @AnspachHobday Here's my #brownporter at 4.5%. Chewy roasted goodness. The Guinness flavour profile has gradually been compromised over the years. It's numbers over integrity.

On Friday it was announced Guinness Stout is the UK's biggest selling beer, overtaking Carling Lager. UK Stout market now worth £1bn a year. In the small brewing sector @AnspachHobday Porter is now their biggest seller. Tomorrow Brewdog are launching a Stout "to take on Guinness"

@michelrouxjr End of debate.

Jam first every time 😋 #thegreatdebate

@collegepenryn Buses still running?

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@ClaireFosterPHD And in your case an odd number would be appropriate.

It should be illegal to name children until they've decided on their gender pronouns. All babies should just be given numbers.

@MadScientistFF Knife and fork.

What would you add to this meal?

@stats_feed Surprised London's not up there...

Top 15 cleanest cities in the World: 1. Copenhagen 🇩🇰 2. Singapore City 🇸🇬 3. Helsinki 🇫🇮 4. Brisbane 🇦🇺 5. Hamburg 🇩🇪 6. Stockholm 🇸🇪 7. Sapporo 🇯🇵 8. Calgary 🇨🇦 9. Wellington 🇳🇿 10. Honolulu 🇺🇸 11. Tallinn 🇪🇪 12. Oslo 🇳🇴 13. London 🇬🇧 14. Paris 🇫🇷 15. Madrid 🇪🇸

@SoVeryBritish 'Can I book a table for dinner?' 'Sure, what time were you thinking?' 'Anytime really.' 'How's 8pm?' 'Bit late for me.'

Brit 1: "What do you want to eat?" Brit 2: "Oh, anything, I don't mind" Brit 1: "This?" Brit 2: "No"

@PRScredda How did I miss this one...

Q10. Name this very old public house A. The Pandora

Falmouth Bay cod fillet, from start to finish.

@RhonddaBryant Good quiz question that!

What is the shortest tenure of a chancellor of the exchequer?

@PRScredda 7. December

Q7. The church at Gwithian honours it’s patron Saint, Gothian with a feast on the Sunday nearest the 1st of which month? March / May / October / December / November A. ?

@AndrewDowson Doesn't mention the cow who supplied the milk for the yoghurt.

Let’s go

@joshbythesea Onion rings, raw garlic, washed baked beans and what can only be described as irregular lumps of meat. Nor forgetting the chervil.

not gonna say where but look at this hilarious starter I had at a restaurant