Liz Lemler

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Liz Lemler

@lesterrbangs

take me down, little Susie

Katılım Mart 2018

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sophist@no_sophist·1d

we already have a data centre in my neighbourhood. it's called? The Public Library

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Chris Evangelista@cevangelista413·3d

How it feels to say “I dunno, I thought it was fun” after someone tells me they hated a movie

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Liz Lemler@lesterrbangs·3 May

some of you are not autistic you’re just babies

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𝘼𝙗𝙙𝙪𝙡🥷🏾@abdulgoncrazy·28 Nis

my internal monologue is better than any podcast. wish you guys could hear this shit

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fishious@fishquichee·21 Nis

My five year plan is to see how it goes

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⋆ eiskalt ⋆@bitchforcardioo·16 Nis

Men deserve periods and women deserve their high metabolism

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Liz Lemler@lesterrbangs·17 Nis

living in salt lake is like you’re never the only person wearing a heavy metal shop hoodie and a camo hat

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jess jordan on kendall’s phone@buttcasino·14 Nis

BIG DRINK

★@Luv_Xcuses

Be brutally honest, what's one thing Americans are simply better at than the rest of the world??

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𝒢𝒾𝓁𝒷ℯ𝓇𝓉@AbakpaJob·9 Nis

i can't even think straight knowing a package got delivered while im not home

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Liz Lemler@lesterrbangs·21 Mar

real quick tho what are we supposed to do

ᒪᗩᑎE@lanechanged

People in my everyday life just go about their days as if our country isn't teetering on a precipice & about to plunge into the darkest bowels of Hell. And it frustrates me to no end.

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dr pepper diva@grace_iguess·20 Mar

last year was tough but i never fell for the dubai chocolate stuff

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Hermes@circIebot·19 Mar

@doubtpointv2 No but somehow it’s gonna be okay

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a𝓻 𝓼𝓸𝓷 ✞@desi0re·16 Mar

first in my bloodline to smoke this much weed

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yoshimi red@nise_yoshimi·12 Mar

"you're so cringe" it's okay. I understand. I'm in my thirties and none of that is real

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Ben Stiller@BenStiller·12 Mar

What

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D.@Lush_Beauty1·9 Mar

Unfortunately I do think recieving a drunk text is romantic

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Rev. Benjamin Cremer@Brcremer·4 Mar

Beware of any Christian movement that acts as though the world is full of enemies to be destroyed rather than full of neighbors to be loved.

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alley@alleycabral·1 Mar

nothing humbles you faster than loving a baseball team

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Ron Filipkowski@RonFilipkowski·23 Şub

After a great game we get a drunk, jock-sniffing fanboi in the locker room on our dime, then misogynistic belittling of the women’s team who accomplished the exact same thing by the president and men’s team. What a way to kill a vibe. Enjoy the pedophile’s speech, boys.

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Florida woman@stephanicci·22 Şub

So both your parents are narcissists? Your ex is a narcissist? And your ex best friend? Oh wow

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