letapei lemayian

@WilliamsRuto You sir are by far the Most incompetent president we have had so far

"Huyu ndo yule morio nilikushow anatumia ChatGPT kudanganya watu"

State of the Nation Address:

In Kirinyaga coffee thieves are cutting whole branches of cherry wanaenda kuchunia mbele..., can you imagine the audacity of those wasteful cunts. 😂😭😭

Nobody talks about how poverty quietly steals your personality, your joy, and your ability to dream.

@joan_reals Does kamuri get to partake in supplements to enhance performance? Also what are its kpi's?

That He goat is Kamurì. On this Sunday morning, Kamuri is headed out to go climb goats that has smell in the village. He is one of my main sources of income. Since I bought the jimny life has changed. When people come to hire Kamùrì , i follow them with the jimny to count the number of goats he will climb. After climbing , Kamùrì is exhausted and so i climb him on the jimny as we head back home . That explains why my car smells senge sometimes. Goat climbing is a legit source of income & everyone including the goat goes home happy.

@DJKrowbar @antondiema Nicely done sir. And as an upright man from the tribe of hyena one should always carry a gift, stay guided my G. 😂

Today I surprised my good friend @antondiema at work... It's been a minute.

Accident ilifanyika hapa but the man on the billboard was just smiling

@Eryr_ Well done innit?

A friend who is an experienced international chef with 20 years of experience has told me that no goose in the history of cooking has ever been cooked like the president's goose.

Naitana huku nje unadhani niko jokes, kuna mtu ashanikamua

Who made this video tho? Accurately describing Man Stevo (Kalonzo). Dust is constant 😂

This is my favourite scene forever 🤩🎬

Which of these daily habits is ACTUALLY proven to accelerate cognitive decline and brain fog? ​A) Sleeping <6 hours a night B) Watching TV before bed C) Skipping morning exercise D) Late-night snacking ​We all normalize one of these way too much. Guess which one?

Happened in Ruiru, Zero Situational awareness! 🙆

Hii tweet hunimaliza😂😂😂🤣

Have you considered resignation or reassignment to a less demanding position?

Whenever someone asks about the difference between Messi and Ronaldo, Show them this video:

Kuna mabeshte hawajuangi kuna masaa za mboka, ju mbona sasa mtu alete mchezo kwa kazi 😂💔

@EvansDangote Wtf? Kachakua amejaa ngori ! 😂😂😂😂😂

Watu wanaunda hizi vitu wanatumaliza😂😂😂

@mentallergy Yeah. Will no longer be elitist.

@letapei With these fools the world cup will have all countries and last three months.

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