Chip Skylark

"It gets easier. You just have to do it everyday"

I always think about all the brilliant scientific brains that were lost due to religious fanatics. It's such a shame

"Where are we?" "This is Quahog, Brian! Same year, same time. But in this universe, Christianity never existed. Which means the Dark Ages of scientific repression never occurred and thus, humanity is 1,000 years more advanced."

No anger. Just pure INTENSITY

“I need you to lock in… I believe in you but you got to want this moment.“ Coach: Eye contact, reaffirming confidence while giving criticism Player: Eye contact, listening, responding This is some good coaching and credit to the player being coachable!

Oluchi Okananwa on her moment with coach Brenda Frese 🗣️ "I love to be coached hard, and that's what she does with me every single day."

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@SmoothlikeRyan @ThaEuropeanLad Omfg the irony in saying that 💀💀💀

@letitflyely @ThaEuropeanLad Grow up

Should this have been a red card for Keppa? 🚨‼️YES or NO?!

@Vibin_around @WaltonBuzzGT @milehighami Why lie 💀💀💀💀

@WaltonBuzzGT @milehighami Messi is the absolute best example of genetic lottery. Genetic isn't just about height and stature, it's about dexterity, reaction time, coordination. Many players train more than Messi since early age, but nobody comes close to him.

name 1 sport thats not a genetic lottery.

This is painfully incorrect

@milehighami @Dan2579z Not really. So long as you start early enough, everyone has an equal opportunity. Clearly proven by its world acceptance

@Dan2579z i mean ofc but some people pick these things up easier than others

@LFCDrewski If anyone blames him, their opinions become invalidated.

This is the performance everyone is on his neck for?

@PDorante @oldmedia Yup she did everything right 🥲

@oldmedia It was so unfair :(

The End of Evangelion (1997)

@SmoothlikeRyan @ThaEuropeanLad It's not a foul tho lmao

@ThaEuropeanLad What are we doing here? What is there to debate? He was going to tap it into an open goal lol

Another one. I hope you guys get what you want

Again...... Arsenal fans trying to get famous by actually embarrassing their club. Like why would you do this??

@lfc_arrow Why would he do this???

@alliharvard Uhhhhh this also doesn't prove that it wasn't 😭 in fact does the opposite

I actually saw Chappell Roan at a grocery store in Los Angeles once. I told her how cool it was to meet her in person, but I didn't want to be a douche and bother her and ask her for photos or anything. She said, "Oh, like you're doing now?" I was taken aback, and all I could say was "Huh?" but she kept cutting me off and going "huh? huh? huh?" and closing her hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard her chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw her trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen Milky Ways in her hands without paying. The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like "Ma’am, you need to pay for those first." At first she kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter. When she took one of the bars and started scanning it multiple times, she stopped her and told her to scan them each individually "to prevent any electrical infetterence," and then turned around and winked at me. I don't even think that's a word. After she scanned each bar and put them in a bag and started to say the price, she kept interrupting her by yawning really loudly.

@alliharvard Lmfaoooooo I thought your account got taken over

this is a copypasta pls don't yell at me 💐💐💐

The second therapist was at least not THAT bad and angry. But again, what did we do in our sessions? We watched fuckin classic rock live performances in his living room. Therapy is great for when you need it, but fuckin hell some of them are total frauds. Money hungry dickheads😂

My first two therapists literally BEGGED me to come back. The first one even said that I was rude for cancelling so abruptly 💀💀I think he was more offended that I thought his time was a complete waste of money. The dude was fuckin Buddha and literally told me to smoke MORE weed