Not A Biologist (Puns&Parody)

No Man's Sky Scale Glitch

The CDC has officially found that the flu vaccine was NOT very effective this season “The vaccine had one of the WORST effectiveness rates in more than a DECADE

They didn’t want anyone to see this… Too late! It’s now been peer-reviewed. Ivermectin, Mebendazole, Fenbendazole, all showing CANCER cell death. They laughed at this protocol during Covid. Now you can have it sent right to your door…

Remember back in 1985, when "Holocaust expert” Raul Hilberg had to admit in a court of law that no order from Hitler to exterminate the Jews existed, and that many of the sources he mentioned about the gassing were “exaggerated”? 🤔 Opens up a lot more questions, IMO.

You thought Epstein Island was bad? Israel built the only military prison in the world designated for children. Children are subjected to beatings, torture, and rape on a regular basis. Conviction rates in courts reach 99.7%. This applies only to non-jewish children.

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@FloatBloated @forallcurious It's also surrounded by gas that we can't see through. When you see pictures of other planets, you're seeing the gas surrounding the planet, not the planet itself.

@forallcurious How is it we have flawless pictures of stellar bodies/gasses and nebula, but we don't have a sharp image of the comet.

🚨: Interstellar Comet 3I/ATLAS Once Again Changes Its Course, Scientists are Concerned The object appeared to change course slightly and may have lost some mass, but this is consistent with natural physical processes rather than engineered maneuvering. Astronomers track the comet’s orbit using high-precision telescopic and spacecraft data. Observations indicate only minor non-gravitational accelerations likely caused by uneven outgassing—jets of sublimated gas and dust—that are typical of active comets. Analyses show that 3I/ATLAS has not significantly altered course toward any planet or exhibited thrust-like motion indicative of propulsion, contrary to exaggerated claims.

Old school programmers call this "spaghetti code" and it is very useful in hacking. It allows you to cloak dangerous code as something that seems innocent. scitechdaily.com/?p=502904

@baumfek The lie that I hate the most, no one remembers. He was going to create a federal university, for free for citizens, to take online college classes and earn a degree. FOR FREE.

Everything he said is a lie while his bobble headed monkey just smiles and bobbles.

@theadvocatebr You should fire NOLA's social media manager.

Louisiana Health: Can virtual reality help students with ADHD? Video by Margaret Delaney and Emma Discher

@NOLAnews You should fire the advocates social media manager.

Louisiana Health: Can virtual reality help students with ADHD? Video by Margaret Delaney and Emma Discher

@BrennaGibson007 @harryjsisson I don't think he ever had them to begin with. 😁

@harryjsisson Harry you seem to be missing a few IQ points.

Donald Trump just snapped at a reporter who confronted him over his lies on the National Guard shooter “Are you stupid? Are you a stupid person? You're just asking questions because you're a stupid person.” What an insecure child.

@jackunheard I wish he'd end the payroll tax instead. Weed all make double the money.

🚨BREAKING: President Trump says he’s considering completely eliminating the federal income tax: “Within the next couple years, we’ll substantially be cutting, or cutting out completely, income tax.

Animal? No. A Monster.

@LSUBarstool I think Kelly is gone? x.com/letmelivetoo2/…

BANGGGGGGGGGGGG HAULCY THE DEFENSE IS FUCKING COOKING

@NDFOOTBALLSTAN @LSUBarstool It really doesn't matter. Louisiana is about to give them at least $200,000,000 ($200 million) in tax dollars at our expense. They've already levied an extra sales tax on every business around @LSU. wbrz.com/news/ebr-metro…

@LSUBarstool Kelly isn’t a good coach. Feel bad for yall

Do you think Texas A&M looks strong and conditioned? Guess who their strength and conditioning coach is. Tommy Moffitt. Tommy Moffitt was fired by Brian Kelly in 2021, after a 22 year tenure with LSU. You don't hate Brian Kelly enough.