Catless cat lady

@halophoenix And we don’t even need to try

@JortsTheCat Number 1 cause of feline ennui

I am so weak bc I have a severe deficiency of the flavor of cat food you don’t have

@skobos Right but I feel like there’s more to it? What about conflict resolution? And like making them feel safe in a stressful situation? Am I overthinking it?

How do I, a lifelong cat person, learn how to properly and responsibly care for a dog? Studying? Volunteering at a shelter?

@EmilyRNunn Thank you for successfully putting words to this feeling I’ve felt for my entire career

@skobos No but I’ll pop by!

A midsummer ranking of my favorite refreshing iced herbal teas: 1) Celestial Seasons Red zinger 2) Tazo Passion 3) CS Raspberry Zinger 4) Taylor’s Blackberry Raspberry

@kimberstreams Did we not learn this lesson when apple removed it from the iPhone? Headphone jacks forever

@soulbarn My sister and I loved playing with the slide projector when we were kids, haha

Can’t someone just develop an app that’s basically old school instagram?

🔔🔔🔔

@zukosmama Nice bar: dry gin martini w/ olive In between bar: gin and soda Dive bar: Miller lite

Ok so folks in NYC right now can choose between melting or getting bit by sharks at the beach. Got it

@kelseystiegman Some neurodivergent folks have issues reading blocks of text in sans serif fonts

You know that would be a really cool accessibility feature for written digital content? A button that changes all the text to a serif font for websites that use sans serif

@skobos Nothing about that product is a miracle

@KaitWells Thank you for the tip. I will safely keep it in my pocket. And here’s one for you: iced raspberry zinger tea. Flavorful, refreshing, caffeine free. I drink 2 quarts a day!

My summer life-hack is buying Simply Lemonade, puréeing the fruit of my choice and mixing the two together. BAM! Custom lemonade flavors without the heavy lifting. Strawberry and pineapple have been my go-to choices lately.

I was a line cook for 10 years. I do not need to watch The Bear

@michaelhesh Might be the cutting board

is it just me or does cantaloupe have an oniony aftertaste?

@okamoto__ You do. You really do