Levon Myers

@DrewHare12 It's been like a decade since a slam dunk top 5 QB threw at the combine, and yet every year, uncles have the same tired take of "he doesn't want to compete, etc..."

Will never understand why anyone cares if a QB doesn’t want to throw at the combine. Specifically for Fernando he has nothing to gain. He’s still going to throw at his pro day, and we have 3 seasons of film on the guy. What more does anyone need for evaluation?

10 years ago if I needed to find an individual who provided a specific or niche service, I could just Google it and find someone's dopey little personal website and I'd give them a call. Now for every niche service there's 5 different aggregate websites with accompanying app I have to sign up for and log-in to and verify my e-mail with and receive a text code and fill out a 10 minute form about what I'm looking for specifically and I have to use their cursed little in-app chat to contact anyone and the demonic website/app ends up taking 25% commission every time I book someone and all the top matches are not individuals anyway but organizations where THEY have their own fucking system for soullessly matching me with one of their employees and they'll endlessly text me trying to convince me that they're the perfect fit for me if I'm looking for a DIFFERENT service I didn't ask for in the fucking 10 minute form THEY asked me to fill out! And all I get out of this whole tired ordeal is more spam in my inbox. Even if I find names of people I want to contact on these sinful websites and then I Google them to reach out personally I end up finding nothing but their 17 OTHER listings on competing aggregate apps and/or their linkedin which I have to fucking personally deliver a vial of my DNA to some OTHER data company in order to verify my identity to and I'm just... so over all this. I used to keep track of all of my log-ins and services I gave my personal data to and I simply cannot anymore. It's a deluge, a blight! I feel so stripped bare of my humanity and anytime I forget where I put my wallet when I'm leaving the house I think about how many hard drives in the world contain the supposedly private information I have so innocently and absentmindedly misplaced. My body, my mind, and my spirit were not built for this! The days where technology was a tool with which to create for and connect to other humans are slipping away from me! For every phone call that is answered by a machine and every simple tool or device or appliance that I have to "register" to my phone app I lose precious, beautiful seconds of my one and only fleeting life! For every pin number, code, and login I must retain in my mind, a wisp of my soul is displaced to make room! Humanity is so wonderful, so rich and so pure, it is no wonder that these things which lack it so desperately and aggressively try to steal it!

Also, the teams replacing those sides are just as good. Allen's assignment isn't any easier this time around.

There’s actually a reason for this, but you’re not going to like hearing it.

it's messed up that there a million songs about love but zero about hopping on a quick call with key stakeholders

I very much agree. Recency bias is enormous in these awards.

Not one of the 18 seasons was a losing record. That's why. You can argue perfectly reasonably that the lack of relative playoff success means he doesn't belong there, but the case is pretty obvious and easy to make.

Ben Johnson and Kyle Shanahan calling plays against each other

Big signing for my Dynasty Championship

2016: Trump won't win. 2017: President Trump can't do that, can he? 2018: You watching The Hunger Games tonight? I hope my District wins.

@tuckerdfranklin You're just mad that they have a quarterback who is both talented and wants to facilitate the rise of the proletariat

Jalen Carter in the locker room after getting ejected for spitting on Dak:

𝐈𝐓 𝐀𝐋𝐋 𝐂𝐎𝐌𝐄𝐒 𝐃𝐎𝐖𝐍 𝐓𝐎 𝐓𝐇𝐈𝐒. Boise State. Northern Illinois. Championship. Oh, and some "redemption" opportunities for the fans who engaged most. Voting begins now! Polls are live for 48 hours👇

Oklahoma State and Northern Illinois are the ONLY FBS teams to have undefeated records against Notre Dame and Alabama.

@DrewHare12 Need this shirt, but with MAC teams

this is the shirt I imagine the committee members wear to decide which teams get in the playoffs

Today's a Thursday but it's kinda like a Friday.

What about the teams that are tanking against their will.

Man, that's true asshole behavior. Even if you don't like the guy, that's bad human being stuff.

@Bbenzzzo Yeah. The board wasn't great, I really wanted Barron, but if they were gonna go WR, Golden is the right guy. The WR room was solid, but none of the guys are as dynamic as Golden, and now they don't have to overpay to keep more than 1 of Watson, Reed, or Doubs.

@levonthelight Lmao I can see how that could happen. You happy with the Golden pick?

Bears fans mad at the Loveland pick are just miserable for no reason. He’s a big body target for Caleb and can help block in the trenches