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Dear beloved TBNers, You’ve got mail 📧 #TakeBackNaija

@Morris_Monye I did

Who just received MTN dividiends. 😍

@Filmfanatics__ Banshee

By night, Lucas Hood commits the crime… by morning, he investigates it as the sheriff.

@ovusbaba Hello good morning, Is it possible for me to do my OJT with you guys? I'm a flight dispatcher, passed my paper 1 and 2.

I have an empty leg on tomorrow (Thursday) evening. Route is Lagos to Abuja Cost is $10K for the full jet. Takeoff time is 4PM 🛩️: 19 seater Embraer legacy 600. For bookings and reservation, kindly send a DM or call the hotline on +2349066116810. Kindly RT 🙏🏾❤️

@Dr_Pharouk Hi, I'm Ecwa, nice to meet you

Introduce yourself with the name of your Church. Me: Hi, i’m MFM, and you?

@arojinle1 @freshfmibadan Make you no go mistake albino viper for ball python Sha🤣😂🤣

Something I've already done for free? Why wouldn't I jump at an offer of $1 million for it? This is a ball python, and I've kept one as a pet, slept with it beside me in my room, driven with it in my car, and taken it with me to my radio programs at @freshfmibadan. Why then would I run from an offer to keep it just because it's an albino lavender morph of the same snake?

@grok what's my first ever tweet here?

@tobilobaphotog @dme_363 I was even thinking our military went for peace keeping there some times back, I just hope, it's now one of our seeds they left behind

@dme_363 It's either you are a Nigerian or you have lived all your life here...no one born anywhere in Africa can have this banger boys OT you possess without drinking Nigeria's water and walking on her street. Unmask yourself

That's why winning against y'all is light work.

This is 33 🍷

@AskMichaelTaiwo Happy new year Sir

In 2026, pursue God. Commit yourself to Him more. Because at the center of every new thing, there He is. Isaiah 43:19

@Morris_Monye Lord give me a Job

Tell God what you want for 2026 He will answer you. Just one request. Ask with Faith!

I don’t know who needs to see this. This year; You tried many things. You showed up to the best of your ability. You wrote exams. You put in the work. Yet somehow, things didn’t turn out the way you expected. Still, I congratulate you. Congratulations on trying. Congratulations on betting on yourself. Congratulations on stepping outside your comfort zone. 2025 may not have gone exactly as you envisioned, but it was not a total loss. Use the lessons of 2025 to lessen the lessons of 2026.

@Wizarab10 Amen ooo, I believe

Your life can turn around in 2026. Life is unscripted like that

@Morris_Monye Merry Christmas Mr monye

We need to demand more for ourselves Merry Christmas! 🎄

@AskMichaelTaiwo Merry Christmas to you and your family sir

I wanna wish you a merry Christmas I wanna wish you a merry Christmas I wanna wish you a merry Christmas From the bottom of my heart

Amen!!!!

@Esyai2 @the_beardedsina You still don't get it do you?

@the_beardedsina One thing I know about those cars is that they won't just develop faults. 1. There are some cars that are not made for the weather conditions of this country. 2. Cars will already give notifications or hints, but as human beings that we are, we tend to overlook such.

Let me share my experience with Range Rover last month. Sad one. Last month, I and my friends were going for a late night dinner at Ikeja. We had gotten set for the dinner, all pumped up. He had a Range Rover HSE , One of the late 2022s model. We set on the road, smooth drive. You could tell, Red interior, luxury at its finest. All the chair massage as we headed to our location. While we were at Ikeja, as we drove, we saw a White Range Rover Velar that had stopped on the high way and was causing a traffic. The owners were out, opened the bonnet, look like they had a Mechanic who was looking at the fault of the car. We laughed and started talking about how Range Rover was unreliable and difficult to fix. We even talked about Range Rover igniting in flames. Little did we know what was coming . We initially headed to Marriott Hotel but when we got there, where we wanted to eat was congested , so we went to another high brow neighboring restaurant where we had our meal. All nice ans we decided to head back home. While we were on the way, for some reasons our Range Rover just stopped. Well, we just thought, one of those things. Switched it off and tried to restart again, car came on, we barely drove for 40 seconds, The Range Rover just went off totally. Haa. We were on the main road what was the problem, this was already past 10 pm. The car will come and go off. It was overheating, at some point , steam was coming out from the engine like Shawarma pot. The same thing we were laughing had just happened to us. The Car had stopped at a location where we could not tell our safety while we were there some young man came close to us. We had to exercise caution we could not tell what they were up to, we told them about the problem in the car. Time was running out to around 12 midnight, we started calling the Range Rover mechanic who was at a far distance, we were stuck on the road.. Tried again, at this time, the car was overheating and wasn't going to come on. The bonnet was so hot, steam coming from the car like a Suya stand. We luckily found one of the security men and explained to him , and there was an estate gate close to us, we wanted him to just open the gate so we could try to move the car to the estate which he agreed Another kick to start the car, the little 10 seconds it came on, we were able to move the car and park it on the road to safety pending the time it will be fixed. Past 12 midnight, Mechanic was around. The Range Rover had developed a major issue. We had to abandon and leave it there because it could not move and we are at the dead of the night. We got another car and then got home close to 1 am. The RangeRover is still undergoing fixes till now. It is close to a month. A car that worked fine before. Anytime you hear Range, if it is not Power Rangers movie or Power Rangers by Teni, put your hand on your head or breast and run.

I agree that a laptop would help. Please reach out to @neo_officialll to give you a 640 G5, 16GB RAM, 256GB, SSD, Corei5, 8th Generation laptop. Congrats.

Will be giving away over 5M in cash and gifts to my followers as end-of-year celebration. Don’t be greedy 😂 But list one or two things you wish in the CS. If it’s an item, and the vendor is on X, tag the vendor as well.

@seanpepisky Rice that carries anointing, after eating you shouldn't get hungry again

That year in FUTMinna, hunger showed me shege. 
I had small rice, tiny grounded pepper and just ₦50 to my name. 
Used the ₦50 to buy Maggi. Then I remembered the anointing oil my mom gave me to be praying with… 
My sister, my brother, I used it to cook concoction rice that day. 😭