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Just been informed I am being prosecuted on 331 counts of crimes against the African tarmac network. The charges include “inciting violence against tarmac” “grievous tarmac harm” and “ferocious 1s & 2s” I would like to have it on record that I plead 100% guilty of all charges. Lawyer reckons I’m looking at 6-8 strawberry daiquiris on a beach in Tunisia. Please pray for me.

The Queen died peacefully at Balmoral this afternoon. The King and The Queen Consort will remain at Balmoral this evening and will return to London tomorrow.

Madri-d

Monday Motivation. #MentalHealthMatters

Suggested alternatives to penalties for deciding a tied match: 1. Average score per minute played 2. Fewest bookings

“There’s no way Foden should be leaving the pitch today… you’ve got Sancho on the bench - 15 goals and 20 assists a season - and he doesn’t even get on. We need to create… I’m embarrassed for us today.” 🗣 @IanWright0 reflects on ​#ENGSCO

@HorobinALEX One too many ribena’s for you Mr Horobin, We’re a quarter final team at best, new manager and new strategy needed, some of the best player’s and they don’t perform, Croatia was lucky, tonight was shit

Bump in the road, but it’s still coming home🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿

Can we just talk about this guy? 🤩

Remembering young Jordan Banks ⚽️⚽️⚽️⚽️⚽️⚽️⚽️⚽️⚽️

He really said

@AsfordbyFC @ajHerbert99 @meltontimes Was it a toss up between that and playing the last 5 mins of the cup final? 😉

⚽️THE MEN BEHIND THE SHIRT⚽️ Next up in our player profile series we’ve got #nffc fan and fearless defender @ajHerbert99 #WeOnlyDoPositive @meltontimes

NYE in tier 4

Keir 1 Keir 2 Keir 3 Keir 4

@AndyRobsonTips @Bren_Rahill leaving Germany soon, pack your bags

BOOOOOOOOOOM!!! 🚂🚂🚂 CHOO CHOO!!! BET 1 WINS! ✅ Great finish for Lukaku and the train is back up and running. Plenty of time left, shall we get looking for journey 2? SMASH LIKE ♥️ FOR BET 2!!!

Has to be one of the worst tackles I've ever seen... Absolutely horrendous 😟😟😟

some right cunts out there. worked like fuck for 3 years 6/7 day weeks for some fuckers to steal £60,000s worth of cars last night🙃🙂 if anyone sees or hears anything would be grateful if you got in touch - I’ll post cars below.