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@LisaMarieBoothe That tells me the truth is something obvious and you don’t like it for some reason. I really thought you folks were gonna go with the, “It’s a mental health issue,” like you do with mass shooters.

Just going to go out on a limb and say we aren't getting the truth about the Paul Pelosi story.

@k8_lister You could, and perhaps should, be pope?

@Barrett666 @rickyricksmusic There he is playing the old Vox teardrop. Original lineup. Wilson Center in DC, 83-84, something like that. Yours truly in the front row.

@rickyricksmusic Now when I saw Agent Orange a few Years ago Mike Palm had his Custom Strat with a Bunch of Pickups..he calls it The "Tangerine"

What is different with this guitar?

@DigitalSpiritX @ChrisBa62766473 @topioplasm This is a pretty sharp take and I want to commend you for the generosity it took to just put it out there for free.

@ChrisBa62766473 @topioplasm Carbon dating and DNA analysis have determined that this is a Rock, (Groundis-Hardus) estimated to be Very Old years in age.

@AshaRangappa_ But then it all comes together. Sort of.

@harrylitman That’s like one of those, watchacallums, right? The things against the law? Not the little ones, the big ones. A felony?

The core finding: I“This email, read in context with other documents in this review, make clear that President Trump filed certain lawsuits not to obtain legal relief, but to disrupt or delay the January 6 congressional proceedings through the courts.”

@baseballcrank “We’re as surprised as anyone that the manifestly pathological liar and cheat kept the hundreds of millions of dollars we gave him to save the country from … well, us.”

List of Republican candidates Donald Trump is supporting with significant spending from his $100 million war chest: .

@MollyJongFast I always believed she was a sane person caught in the FoxNews cesspit, but she’s gotten worse and worse, and now she’s full batshit.

@AshaRangappa_ My default explanation for anything Trump is the combination of his personality disorder and astonishing stupidity. If a theory of his behavior relies on any thought process more sophisticated and restrained than a toddler’s impulses, then it gives him too much credit.

@ClueHeywood Shit, man.

It’s official today

@slicethendice @GaylorJennifer @USConst_Amend_I To be understandable, language has to have rules we all understand. To be workable, the rules have to be updated. Different types of dictionaries take different positions on when to update. By definition, early adopters aren't the final word.* *Great pun, I think.

I protect you from the government, not from JP Morgan Chase.

@TheAuthorGuy We’re an ungrounded lot.

Ooo, Gen X going big for the GOP.

@EricIdle Car parks are bad, but I've found independent coffee shops to be getting much more aggressive lately.

Thank you all for your kind concern about my assault by car park. Car lot for you other lot. I am fully recovered. I gave up drinking a few years back to lessen the risk of falling down. But perhaps I should have given up parking.... Anyway your messages were appreciated.

@RadioFreeTom God is on our side, Nichols.

@fasc1nate Charles Dance never agreed to this.

@MollyJongFast They started me on my second card. When they fill that one I’m yelling BINGO.

@ggreenwald Putin is responsible for this crisis. He tried to steal something that wasn’t his. If nukes are used, it will be because Putin chose to use them because he thinks he should rule over Donbas. If that’s a petty concern, perhaps you should tell him when he tucks you in tonight.

Don't worry. A nuclear war over who rules Donbas is absolutely worth it. Keep arming Ukraine until the chances of nuclear war rises to 50% or higher. Whatever you do, don't propose any diplomatic solutions. Only Kremlin assets and traitors to the American Homeland do that.

@michaelharriot A dumb.

I love when new fans find my old work!

@ClueHeywood In my day it was Bernadette and they all smoked Benson & Hedges and had, like, 400 packets of Equal in their purse.

I bet every Adult Children of Alcoholics group has at least one 46 year old woman named Rhiannon