Lewis Peter Walker

@StokeyyG2 Yakubu

Is there a big name player that’s taken a decent amount of penalties and never missed?

@TheVocalHero @JG9129

Etsy is mad like

@thefutballboy_1 Sol Campbell

Football knowledge test. Guess the player. Level : Hard.

@fun88eng Isak 3-0

Let’s have the name of the first goalscorer and correct score when Newcastle Utd host West Ham tonight 🤔 One follower with the right answer gets a pair of tickets to an #NUFC game later this season 👇 #NEWWHU | #WHUFC | #PL

@OptaJoe @JG9129 amazing

1 - Noel Whelan is the only player with all the letters of 'Halloween' in his name to make a Premier League appearance on October 31, doing so in 1998 for Coventry City. Spooky.

@JordanMarley22 @JG9129

Huge apology to the bloke who had a minor car accident in Hull city centre y’day. Took pelters from us Sunderland fans, cos you could see the bottom of his Newcastle shirt under the coat he was wearing. He was baffled. Eventually unzipped the coat. Poor cunt was a Grimsby fan 😂

@jackkenmare_ @JG9129

We’re in 2024 and Hugo Rodallega is still banging them in. Great to see

@screenrotpod @laurengeorgiab2

How are students meant to communicate and build friendships, if not through Borat impressions?

@legg_kenny @JG9129

For the bargain price of €32.99 you can purchase a swimming pool in the shape of the Allianz Arena from Lidl.

Gareth Southgate… 😂😂

@ThomasFeaheny @JG9129

There are more club appearances in the #EURO2024 final squads for Alfreton Town, Darlington & Weston-super-Mare than Bayern Munich, AC Milan & PSG

@Gibbo4Darlo @RishiSunak Did you show him the potholes

Great to have the PM @RishiSunak visit Darlington and see the team at A1 Locomotive Trust building the brand new Prince of Wales Steam Train

@footballontnt Up there. World class

2⃣8⃣ Newcastle goals since his debut. Where does Alexander Isak rank among the Premier League's best strikers? 🤔

@ajnealen @JG9129

Me at 7pm next Saturday if Dan Burn is in the starting line-up #NUFC

@footballontnt @EmiratesFACup @discoveryplusUK Shambles.

🚨 TNT Sports will be the new home of the Emirates FA Cup from 2025/26 ⚽️ Watch more games than ever before from the world’s oldest national football competition 🏆 @EmiratesFACup | @discoveryplusUK

@OptaJoe @JG9129

1 - Darren Peacock is the only player whose name contains every letter in the word 'pancake' to make a Premier League appearance on Shrove Tuesday, doing so in 1995 for Newcastle United. Flipping. #PancakeDay

@LouHaigh @JG9129

@fun88eng 0-1 Lascelles

Let’s have the name of the first goalscorer & correct score when Borussia Dortmund host Newcastle Utd in the Champions League tonight 🤔 One follower with the right answer gets a pair of tickets to an #NUFC game later this season 🎟️🎟️ #UCL | #BVBNEW

@fun88eng @JG9129

Paul Dummett and Emil Krafth at centre-back tonight