Lexi Heller
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Why is it “if you can't pay rent, buy fewer lattes” and not “if you can't pay your employees a living wage, buy fewer yachts”?
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@heymrsbond What job would you take *just* for the perks? (Free 🍿 for selling movie tix, 30% off at a fav store, watching concerts as a venue usher)
Who do you think you are more likely to meet in your lifetime— 👻 or 👽?
What molehill would you die on? (for deeply-held low-stakes takes!)
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so u admit it’s ok to cross the border so ur kids have better living conditions
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Sen. Ted Cruz, back in Texas, says it was "obviously a mistake" to go to Cancun. You can hear protestors chanting "Resign!" in the background.
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shift your language from "nobody is talking about this" to "the people who are talking about this aren't getting the recognition they deserve for championing this issue"
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@Fury5701 @TheHyyyype Inexplicably revisiting this tweet and am pleased/horrified to report that... I went to law school and it broke my brain. That’s how this exists 😂 one of my best study breaks ever!
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@lexgo26 @TheHyyyype This is amazing. How does something like this exist?
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[first day as professor]
me: you're going to be introduced to some uncomfortable ideas in here and we'll tackle sensitive issues, but i expect everyone to be adults about it
class: [general whispering]
me: ok first topic: a pop tart - is it a calzone
class: [general outrage]
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The audacity of Shell asking YOU what YOU’RE willing to do to reduce emissions. 🙄
They’re showing you RIGHT HERE how the suggestion that indiv choices - not systems - are a main driver of climate change is a fossil fuel talking point.
Yes, make good choices. Reign in FF corps.
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i swear the number of sips of water i take while working through complicated legal problems... it's like i'm not even minimally competent
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