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The one thing I have concluded from uni is that u should never take always having milk in the fridge for granted

@BethDavage these are amazing

Can’t believe Louis has been gatekeeping this photos GOD I love Korea 🇰🇷🇰🇷🇰🇷🇰🇷

Sunday We are Upminister ticket for sale

elise from hell’s kitchen is the worst person ever. does she ever shut up

scotley from hell’s kitchen season 18 is the biggest dickhead ever can’t believe he didn’t get booted sooner

“do you remember when” me:

One Fuse ticket at printworks today for sale normal entry #printworks #fuse #fuselondon

My favourite part of going to the cinema is firing up the reviews on the way home and having a little man who writes for the guardian explain to me that the film I just enjoyed is shit actually and I was just too stupid to realise it

@betthsxo honestly!! poor ray couldnt a word in!!!

@lexichiswellx Omg don’t this has annoyed me so much they’re literally the most bitchiest girls there is

@ ray come dine with me season 11 episode 10 I love you you are right ignore those bitches

he’s @TaidghGrantH

I said to my wife "Do you think anyone will commit suicide because they could not get an abortion?" She instantly replied "yes." Then she added "there will be all those boyfriends and husbands that murder them because they couldn't get one too" and that shook my fucking world.

VIP We Are weekend ticket for sale

@sainsburys where are all the chicken and sweet corn sandwiches please

why is pulling a suitcase on two wheels so much more embarrassing that sliding it along on all 4 wheels? my hand and wrist literally cramp but i refuse to do a two wheeler pull

@deb0rahayinde honestly what happened to me

sitting on the train eating black truffle flavoured crisps

selling two enzo tickets for this friday