Lexi Sterner

First week of WSOP: He has a lot of bluffs in his range. I block the nut flush. I only have to be right 36% of the time for it to be a profitable call... Last week of WSOP: I don’t like this guys face. His hair looks like shit. Fuck this guy. Call.

Are you pocket Aces? Cause I’m ready to get f*cked!

@SleeperCFB What a time to be a UCF fan 🔥

UCF dropped a Blake Bortles highlight video and it is guaranteed to get you hyped for the season 🔥🔥🔥

@UCFZack No

If Frost comes back can you people stop calling it a national championship and we just all agree we had a fun time?

You wouldn’t last an hour in the asylum where they raised me….

no babe ur still cute it’s just your 3bet range really surprised me

@jasonssimon Yes it will :)

@lexipoker I’m interested. Will this program result in a Certified Nurse Anesthetist role? If no, then what? Good luck!

We live in a world where a girl can’t even bring her vibrator into a poker game without getting shamed for it. Come on poker community it’s 2022. Why can’t we have Poker AND Pleasure

Yesterday, I was accepted into a Doctorate of Anesthesia program. I’ve been “knocking people out” for a while on the felt now I will officially be “knocking people out” in a much different way for a living. Dream come true! Let’s get it!

If you order a Pellegrino at the poker table I will do everything in my power to stack you

@JRPoker3 @FeesPau I can fix that for you

@FeesPau @leximariesterne I don't even follow her, so certainly not trolling. Her stuff keeps hitting my feed.

I may not be running good in poker but I just left my wallet with 3k in it in a bathroom stall at Bellagio and a lady found it and returned it to a bartender with all my money in it. Her husband then somehow recognized and found me and handed me my wallet. 😅

@MidwestSlotking @chipjett Bro please unfollow. You have no sense of humor and that’s all my twitter is for. Just go away

@chipjett @leximariesterne Tweeting that their table is soft because of irrelevant shit.

My main event table has 4 guys with wedding rings and 2 guys double masked. I like my odds

He’s a 10….but he plays poker for a living

It’s funny. You go from playing 1/2 nl. Can’t even fathom the thought of 2/5nl. Shake the first time you sit down. Now you’re playing 10/25+ without flinching. Selling out for the main. And you realize how far you have come. How grateful you are to be where you are. Life is good

@The_Hish Theres probably not a MU I would sell at in the ladies event. Its a 1k buy in and a tournament I don’t see any reason for having anything but 100% of myself. And no MU would make giving up 10% truly worth it. With that being said I’d never have the balls to legit ask for 1.8

@leximariesterne Realistically, with your above results, what markup for yourself do you consider fair/reasonable?

@MarleSpragg No

About once every other week, I sleep for basically 24-36 hours straight. Any activity at all feels impossible and I’m just dead to the world. Then I shake it off like it never happened and am fine. Is this normal?

Sign I don’t have the patience for tourney poker When I pump gas & prepay w cash (cuz I often lose my debit card which is also telling) when the gas slows down at the end I stop pumping & leave Fuck my 40 cents Which is similar to when I get 84o in the hijack Fuck these 40bb

Pros waving to the fish as they walk in the room