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"Geezer, Bill and myself have lost our brother": Tony Iommi, Geezer Butler and Bill Ward pay tribute to Ozzy Osbourne loudersound.com/bands-artists/…

For the final time in 2024/25... It's matchday! 🙌 Let's do this together, O's ❤️ #LOFC #OneOrient

@KelloggsUKI what is this?! Just tried this and the clusters taste of sick 🤢

@HarryBeard7 @BASportsJourno @CheltenhamRaces Thanks kindly

@MetalHammer Well that ‘grunge’ album probably just means an acoustic guitar as backing 😆

"You will hear it." Mariah Carey is still hoping to release the secret grunge album she recorded in the 90s trib.al/vXml4gh

@elonmusk I am genuinely petrified of this

Ever wanted your own personal R2 unit?

Yet again front of the queue after a 4 hour wait and it crashes .. well played @TicketmasterUK @coldplay presale debacle

@emxlyyyy_xo 330000 in the queue for 1 date that I clicked 2 hours ago 😭 there are 80000 tickets for this date.. it doesn’t add up 🤣

has anyone actually managed to get oasis tickets this morning, or are we all just sat in this stupid queue for the laugh

@fesshole And you’re still seeing them 10 years later 💀

Got free dental fillings. He tried to sell me the most expensive filling because "it'll last longer". I lied & said I won't live that long as I have terminal illness & just want to eat comfortably with the time I have left. Dentist teared up & gave me the expensive ones for free.

@fesshole That’s cooking up a storm 🥁

I had a one night stand with a celeb chef while my husband was working abroad. My girlfriends know and bought me his book for Xmas. Mortified when I opened it in front of the family.

If this doesn’t get you excited m for the game tonight, nothing will… 🔥🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 What a tune too… 😍

@fesshole Well that’s a shit fess

Just had to buy toilet paper for the first time since March 2020.

@coldplay Amazing set!

Thank you Glastonbury - with all our hearts ❤️❤️❤️❤️ That was a night we’ll never forget

@HarryBeard7 Think I can hit about 150 🤣

It makes you feel a bit sick doesn’t it really? 352 yards is just mind blowing. 😂 #USOpen

@Lizadorauk But but but their score against Iceland was so convincing they have to win this time😂

England will never win a major competition in my lifetime*. The sooner we all agree, the easier it will be on all of us! 😅 (*I'll be living until I'm 100 - FYI!)

@racingblogger Nothing like a good boost for morale before the euros 🤣🤣🤣

A lifeless, souless performance from Gareth Southgates men against Iceland. What did you make of Southgates tactics tonight ?

@racingblogger First jockey just jumped off 😆

HAVE YOU EVER SEEN A MORE CRAZY FLAT RACE IN YOUR LIFE!!! 🤯🤯

@elonmuskADO It’s Twitter, let’s admit it

@NoContextBrits Lord buckethead

@NoContextBrits Blackpool

What’s the most aesthetically depressing city or town you’ve ever visited in the UK?