Let's talk about Lex

Still one of the best pictures I've ever taken. I'm getting this put in a canvas 🏍️📸📷📸📷📸📷 - - - #vintagebiker #bikergirl #bikerlife #london #distinguishedgentlemansride #bikerchic #customiscooler #vintagebike #distressedtees #vintagebikes #bikelife #mood #vintagebikers

@IanMcKellen I've never seen so many costume changes in one show as I did tonight, that's an art. Fabulous darling!

Wigs for film and stage are constructed of shaped netting onto which hair (usually human) is knotted. Mother Goose’s wigs (all nylon supervised by Jess Hart) are cruder: a firm cap, fitting close as a hat, essential for quick offstage changes. mothergooseshow.co.uk 📸F. Aranda

Not been to the theatre in years and what a re-entry tonight (excuse the pun). Please go and see the stupendous production of Mother Goose with @IanMcKellen and @JohnBishop100 amongst others. All the feels, my hands are sore from so much clapping.

Get this guy his beef, he's earned it!

Perfect

@TracyAnnO I'm nearly 48 and am in fact cultivating my bristles. It's a start.

@mashable Stop feeding it then.

"The pain and suffering of women marrying into this institution, this feeding frenzy." mashable.com/video/netflix-…

@LozzaFox @NHS Soooo, who would handle all the HR admin involved with this? The clinical staff? I hope you've got private healthcare as I don't think you will get a warm reception under the NHS. Don't come to my surgery.

Every single employee in the @nhs who is not in direct contact with patients should have to re apply for their jobs. All medical staff, doctors, nurses, radiologists, consultants, porters etc, exempt. Just the management. Justify why we pay for you. That would be a start.

Spooky, literally just got a response, now sorted, the power of @Twitter! @flightclubdarts must be better at managing social media than they are bookings! Fingers crossed all will be ok on the day but I have to say I have lost a bit of faith now.

@flightclubdarts your booking system is impossible. I need to change a booking, emailed you five days ago and chased. Surely it can't be this hard? Feel like I am being scammed. Please respond to my emails!!!!

@flightclubdarts loosing the will to live. Emailed you 5 days ago to change a booking (which took days to even book via your email system). No one to call, no one getting back to me. Feel like I'm being scammed. Please call or respond to my email. Shouldn't be this hard surely?!

@MAVHH Congratulations, they are lucky to have you.

Very proud of my 20 years at Rolls-Royce Motor Cars, even prouder to receive that recognition beside our glorious new Spectre! I started as an electronics engineer on RR01 Phantom and have loved working with amazing people on every amazing vehicle we have developed since!

Stocking filler idea for adventurous piss-heads.

@TheDuisbergKid How dare you 😏

Read this. Contains valuable advice from me regarding passengers who complain the aircon is blowing on them.

Quick pics from todays Classic Motor Show at the NEC. motorpunk.co.uk/uncategorized/…

Takes a cock to eat an anus. Keep digging #matthancock

@fesshole Is this you @TheDuisbergKid ?

When flying I get a cheap thrill from sitting in what I have deemed to be the "boob seats". Today is a particularly good day, I'm in 32F.

Woman who survived summer without must-have clothing also planning to soldier on through winter #Echobox=1664450765" target="_blank" rel="nofollow noopener">thedailymash.co.uk/news/society/w…

@AmandaBloxham Er, bit harsh mate, maybe suffer IKEA perhaps?

April and Whitney need to burn in hell #mafsuk

@AaliyahIona Thought this all along it with #Whitney too though, she was never into #Duka

The biggest takeaway is to not let any man fool you into thinking he’s “not sure”. He’s always sure, you’re simply not it #MAFSUK