lexxmark aka happy bill simmons

@Esqueer_ Incel mode unlocked 😂

@PSchrags Old noodle leg better worry about surviving game 1 😂

Aaron Rodgers is my pick for 2024 NFL MVP. What he’s about to do for Jets fans this season is something even he couldn’t grasp or foresee.

@RapSheet Bro caved 😭

#Bengals WR Ja’Marr Chase is walking out to practice now…

@SteveMiller31 @jessenewell @SamMcDowell11 I just clicked the x when the popup came and was able to read it on my phone

@jessenewell @SamMcDowell11 Behind the paywall? Ugh 😑

The Chiefs were sold on Xavier Worthy in 18 minutes. He crushed them the very next day. From "Dunkin'" to a three-word text to inside the Chiefs' draft room ... the backstory of how Worthy landed with KC: kansascity.com/sports/nfl/kan…

@JoeyBClub @JoeyB Yeah mine would've gotten the first down 😂

Your QB can't do this 😈 #Bengals @JoeyB

@ArrowheadAddict Falcons legend

Our exclusive interview with Tony Gonzalez revealed his thoughts on a three-peat, his favorite moment as a Chief, and the one condition under which he would return to the field for KC arrowheadaddict.com/posts/tony-gon…

@PeteAntonelli99 @ProFootballTalk Lol dude was locked up when mahomes won this past superbowl

@ProFootballTalk Patrick Mahomes has won 0 SuperBowls without this dude free. Just sayin’…

The criminal justice system has a sense of humor. Or irony. Or both. nbcsports.com/nfl/profootbal…

@jenrenee Lol kbstv doesn't exist. Derp derps 😂

@RapSheet Lol good to see companies honoring the contract they signed willingly

The #Patriots will do right by star DL Christian Barmore: Sources say they will pay his full salary for 2024, despite him being on the Non-Football Injury List. Teams are not required to pay players on NFI. New England will, as Barmore works his way back.

@ProFootballTalk Pick Six the saga continues

Falcons sign QB Nathan Peterman to their practice squad. nbcsports.com/nfl/profootbal…

@ProFootballTalk Probably tried a phone interview first but the call dropped......

Kadarius Toney visits with Seahawks. nbcsports.com/nfl/profootbal…

@bingbongbills @ShakirBetta Lol that's how I felt about bob sutton in the afc title game against brady in OT 😭

@ShakirBetta Lezlie Frazier I fucking hate you. This cursed ass franchise can never have nice things

we fucking had this shit in the bag dude like what the fuck

@flume1554155252 @Wario64 Yeah that $80 price was an instant purchase. Glad i didn't wait.

@Wario64 need this at $80 like last time. and the 2TB should be $150.

1TB Seagate Storage Expansion Card for Xbox Series is $102.99 on Woot bit.ly/4e3CkVv #ad

@DiscussingFilm Lol the fortnite effect. Stop making these games no one wants.

‘CONCORD’ is going offline on Friday. Sales will cease immediately and anyone who purchased the game will be offered a refund. The game was in development for 8 years. (Source: blog.playstation.com/2024/09/03/an-…)

@PayneMuse @Coreyo4 Let me stick a dildo down your throat and put a paper clip over each of your nostrils

WHAT AN AMAZING WIN FOR THE BUFFALO BILLS‼️

@YourAnonNews @AmericaPapaBear Haha cooked that clown

@AmericaPapaBear Literally every time you tell us to go somewhere else, re-read this over, and over, and over, and over - until you can understand it.

He so smart guys!

@RapSheet Woody Johnson to Hassan Reddick:

With Trent Williams ending his holdout, there is one left: #Jets pass-rusher Haason Reddick. Coach Robert Saleh said today there is nothing to report. As far as playing on MNF if he reports, "If and when he shows up, we'll put him through some work with the training staff, see where he's at."

@NietzscheO6003 @GK_wya @Jombafomba @ScottKacsmar Lost twice to Eli, once with Moss. Pathetic 😂😂😂😂

Actually, he did. Better yet, why don't you compare which QBs they beat during the 2 longest Conference Championship Game streaks in NFL history? Brady 2011-18 Tebow Schaub Luck Flacco ALEX Osweiler Mariota Rivers Mahomes 2018-23 Luck Watson Mayfield Roethlisberger* Allen Lawrence Tua* Allen *Wild Card Mahomes' run is more impressive.