Miles JC

The Olsen twins look like one of them knows how you die and the other knows when you die.

@jennasarahh Objectively

GUYYSSSSSSS HERE IS MADONNA’S NEW SONG ON THE RADIOOOOO ITS A BOPPP

If your friends aren't talking about: • New Religion • I Like You Better Than Me • Çike Çike • Hysteria • Time • One Day • Sad Girls It's time to find new friends.

Mirror selfie wrapped (I started at the gym this year 🥹)

@SamLW24 Absolutely not! I love mine.

is it crazy to keep a super king bed for when I live on my own

Every song genuinely sounded like this I couldn’t stop thinking about it

Hey, @grok, who was the most famous person to visit my profile? It doesn't need to be a mutual, don't tag them, just say who it was

@lkwrnr Ah sorry, it should work in MS browser based apps if you’re using chrome. If you’re using desktop app, I believe it’s ctrl+alt+v. (Its been a while, I use google for work now)

@lezjc Hello. Does this only work in certain Microsoft apps?

Someone, somewhere, must realise when I copy and paste, I just want the information. I do not want the formatting. Ever.

QUESTION: what is the gayest thing that straight people love the most? like, what sits here on this chart?

In our end of festival tradition we would love to see one great photo you took at Glastonbury. We will go first -

@glastobation Coldplay!

Your favourite picture from Glastonbury 2024? 👇🏻 #Glastonbury #Glasto

The full line-up for Glastonbury 2024 is here - with set times! Head to glastonburyfestivals.co.uk/line-up/line-u… to see it. Plus our official app launches this week! Artwork by @StanleyDonwood

That must feel so good for the plane

19 degrees all day and when work finishes the sun goes in

Gutted

@Philip_Ellis 💀

@lezjc Pussy in Bio

Twitter hive! We’re in need of a topical pub quiz team name! (Not quiz on my face etc) help 😩

@lezjc I normally go with “Clueless”

Ten weeks until gates… #Glastonbury2024

Just went to Starbucks for the first time in ages and a medium mocha cost FIVE POUNDS AND TEN PENCE. Absolute madness.