Paul Jones

@_theyaremax_ @ThundrdomeStyle

WHAT. ARE. YOU. DOING.

Boomers sure are angry at the section of the show that isn’t made for them at all #nyeabc

An example of how utterly bizarre 2022 was. Kenny G did a guest spot on a black metal record and everyone just went on with their lives.

@Krackerbastard It’s gonna be episodes of Friends and an East 17 record on loop

I'm being dragged to a 90's night in the countryside for New Year's. I'm hoping for heaps of Korn, Nirvana, Pantera and Primus with X-Men comics at every table and Bret Hart vs Shawn Michaels on the big screen, but I suspect I remember the 90's differently to a lotta people...

Jimbo the wonder dog 2005 - 2022. Jimbo passed today in the arms of his two best friends. He helped Georgie more than he could ever know and was my little borky shadow. He was the goodest boi.

@jemthewrestler This is what happens when people don’t have their pen license. Chaos reigns.

Saw a tattoo studio that had art on the front window of a hand with six fingers. Personally, I wouldn’t trust them to tattoo me with anything anatomical.

Was ordering lunch today and behind me I heard someone ask their friend “What is cabbage?”. Now I have questions.

@Krackerbastard The trick is to trip them and make it look like an accident.

If I kick your children in the supermarket, it's not because I hate them. Its because they're stupid and slow and in my way. Also, I hate them.

@__MelBarrett That’s every middle aged man’s profile photo on dating apps.

I’m feeling pretty sickly and idk if it’s just me feeling a bit delusional from it or this photo I took of Johnny but I can’t stop laughing

@paigejarmyn98 Never skip leg day

I really am a bad influence on my friends.

@corklezlaplante Sabaton’s lesser known Christmas album.

I am ready for the War On Christmas

@Krackerbastard @bigdaddyjulianj @ozmonday @TheEmman_Azman @WRESTLEROCK For some reason it comes with a pile of Craig Cole how to vote cards.

@bigdaddyjulianj @ozmonday @TheEmman_Azman Yes, but the gift pack for the @WRESTLEROCK Championship hasn't been updated for years so, as a four time Wrestlerock Champion, I now have four Karnish silken night robes and a big stack of "From the Desk of Karnish" letterheads.

Genuine question. I topped up $10 onto my MyKi this morn & when I tapped on the train it deducted to $1.15 I DONT THINK IT COSTS $9 to take the train one way though 🤔

@paigejarmyn98 You look like you are about to yell at your kids that you left in the car park.

@Shazza_McKenzie So you were lying when you told me it was fine?

This is fine

@geraldinequinn Their family dinners were always slightly awkward.

Mid week motivation

With @ThundrdomeStyle building MOTU Mega Construx on Instagram I can’t help but this she is trying to beat out @NylaRoseBeast for the most niche way to thirst trap nerds.

#AFLWPowerCrows One of the Auskick kids is pure chaos energy. So far she has been more interested in doing cartwheels than the ball, Has kicked over two goal posts, picked up another post and thrown it and the took her guernsey off and started whipping the other kids with it.