Professor Ding Ding

@doodybeardLIVE There's a spooky ghost trying to steal your Crunch Wrap Supreme.

My view for dinner I love it

@doodybeardLIVE I think it's like a golden shower

BRUH WHAT IS A GOLD KAPPA TRAIN

@afkayt I am a potato. Have a great panel Kayt.

Oh hi it’s me 👋 I’m at #TwitchConSanDiego this weekend! Guess what? I’m doin a workshop. Stop by tomorrow and learn on-camera makeup stuff (*especially* if you don’t do makeup stuff!!)

When did @theadambrooksy become a security guy for the @WWE Crown Jewel championship?

Hey @Ladyrefjess_wwe @WWE is the giant @PrimeHydrate bottle not a foreign object? #RAW

@RainbowZilla87 Man i could go for a tiny nap

Listening to soda pop always makes things better l Especially on a bus home through traffic while I need a wee, nap and painkillers 🫠

@Amber_hunbun I wanna bite it.

Curvy girls have the best FAT ASSES!! 💖

@SarahMillican75 @SallyAnneComedy @StandardIssueUK Thanks for having us. It was awesome. Sorry about that late weirdo. I promise we're not all like that.

Late Bloomer show 246. Incredible crowd in Melbourne tonight. Thanks for coming if you did. My ace support was @SallyAnneComedy. Mugs are here au.sarahmillican.co.uk and my podcast is @StandardIssueUK (available on Spotify and all the usual places).

Pretty good seat for @SarahMillican75 2nd row right in the centre. 😀

It's time for my favourite comedian in the world! @SarahMillican75

It's @SarahMillican75 day!!!!!

@SarahMillican75 2 more sleeps. Then Hamer Hall. 😀

Tonight, I’m doing a show in Adelaide. Who’s coming? There are a handful of tickets left if you’re local, like laughing and are one of those spontaneous types. Tickets here sarahmillican.co.uk/late-bloomer/a…

@SarahMillican75 Friday! Woohoo. I get to see Sarah on Friday yeah!

This week! Who’s coming to see me? I’ll be in Hobart (Sold out), Adelaide (last tickets available), Melbourne (sold out but tickets are available for Plenary next week), Geelong (sold out). Full list on my website.

@SarahMillican75 Me me me!!!! I'm excitedly nervous. I hope Sarah sees my tshirt in Melbourne.

My Australian tour starts next Sunday! Can’t wait! Who’s coming? If you haven’t got your tickets yet, there are some available for my shows in Perth, Melbourne, Sydney, Adelaide and Newcastle. sarahmillican.co.uk/late-bloomer/a…

@WWE @MichaelCole @Topps Loaded pack much.

🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯 Maybe @MichaelCole should compete in the #RoyalRumble Match tonight with THAT kind of luck! @Topps

I entered Disney's Beauty and the Beast the Musical 24tixfor$24 Lottery on @TodayTix! Enter here: todaytix.com/melbourne/show…

@danderfield @AFL Why wait for footy to come back?

@afl please bring back footy now so I can just post photos of my tits instead of this stupid crap

Danny also completely changed who he was to impress Sandy. That’s the whole thing. They fell in love when they were unabashedly themselves then let their peers bully them into thinking they needed to be something they weren’t.

@WWE Y'all hatin' on Hogan for supporting Trump yet Taker supports him and he's still a hero? Y'all whacky.

WWE Hall of Famer HULK HOGAN is here on #RawOnNetflix!

@adila2g No!

@asapjoeyx @CORSAIRANZ @Scorptec I do like me a numpad, but that is a slick looking keyboard. Sounds hot too!

last night on twitch i was able to unbox and live react to the K70 Core TKL keyboard that @CORSAIRANZ sent me. here is the full review for this space-saving new keyboard i can finally about now! massive thank you once again legends, i acknowledge you. @scorptec #ad #gifted