Ignatius J Reilly

984 posts

Ignatius J Reilly

Ignatius J Reilly

@lgnatiusJReilly

...When my brain begins to reel from my literary labors, I make an occassional cheese dip.

Katılım Şubat 2019
57 Takip Edilen4 Takipçiler
FULL SEND MMA
FULL SEND MMA@full_send_mma·
Sean Strickland on the fatal shooting of Charlie Kirk “My gut reaction.. I was excited to see the video. Then I realized how did we become desensitized and sociopathic. The government manipulated us to think guns, war and death is cool. They ruined America and took God from us”
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Dexter Nelson (aka Athalos)
Dexter Nelson (aka Athalos)@dexterwebn·
@townhallcom "Y'all caused this" - no. It's not right, it's not left. WE caused this. We all contributed in our own ways to the divisiveness that is at the heart of our country today. We did it, and the sooner the country realized that it's not left or right, but up and down, the better.
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Townhall.com
Townhall.com@townhallcom·
An unbelievable moment on the House floor. Rep. Lauren Boebert requests a moment of prayer for Charlie Kirk. Democrats can be heard shouting "no!" Then, Rep. Anna Paulina Luna shouts back "y'all caused this!"
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Ignatius J Reilly
Ignatius J Reilly@lgnatiusJReilly·
@barstoolsports @BracketPod To deny Al Bundy his rightful place is to spit upon the pantheon of sitcom history. It is as if the Greeks had drafted a roster of gods and omitted Zeus, claiming instead that Hermes and Dionysus were more “relatable.” A sacrilege!
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Pardon My Take
Pardon My Take@PardonMyTake·
Todays Mount Rushmore Chain Restaurants
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Curiosity
Curiosity@CuriosityonX·
If you could name the first city on Mars, what would you name it?
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KutterIsKing
KutterIsKing@KutterIsKing·
Nice to see Yankee stadium is still a great place to bring the family!
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Massimo
Massimo@Rainmaker1973·
What game?
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NBACentel
NBACentel@TheNBACentel·
LOS ANGELES CLIPPERS BIG 3. 🔥 WHO’S STOPPING THEM? 😳
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Ignatius J Reilly
Ignatius J Reilly@lgnatiusJReilly·
@NewMediaSports_ Ah yes, the grotesque ballet of underdeveloped musculature and overdeveloped ego. I myself would have performed with more grace had my pyloric valve not been in revolt from the vile concessions stand nachos.
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Ignatius J Reilly
Ignatius J Reilly@lgnatiusJReilly·
@BGatesIsaPyscho This is precisely the sort of depravity that hastened Miss Trixie’s mental decline. Her mind fled rather than process such pelvic anarchy. I fear I may follow suit.
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Concerned Citizen
Concerned Citizen@BGatesIsaPyscho·
“I like pretty girls” 56 Year Old Will Smith randomly takes to the streets of London to perform is new song & is joined by Rita Ora. This is just weird.
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Ignatius J Reilly@lgnatiusJReilly·
@barstoolsports Ah yes, the Roman decadence continues. A man flailing in inflatable plastic like a harlot in a pagan ritual—and the crowd applauds! My pyloric valve is palpitating.
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Barstool Sports
Barstool Sports@barstoolsports·
Can hardly blame Adrian Peterson for this, we’ve all had a poker game that made us wanna throw hands
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Ignatius J Reilly
Ignatius J Reilly@lgnatiusJReilly·
@KayceSmith Ah, the modern mating dance: public humiliation masquerading as romance. A grotesque tableau for the delight of the depraved.
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Kayce Smith
Kayce Smith@KayceSmith·
Karen Read is free. Now go get the people who actually killed John O’Keefe. He and his family deserve justice.
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Ignatius J Reilly@lgnatiusJReilly·
@JDVance Is this the mating call of some ghastly new subhuman species? I must retreat to my room immediately with a cheese dip and Boethius.
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JD Vance
JD Vance@JDVance·
Look, I'm seeing this from the inside, and am admittedly biased towards our president (and my friend), but there's a lot of crazy stuff on social media, so I wanted to address some things directly on the Iran issue: First, POTUS has been amazingly consistent, over 10 years, that Iran cannot have a nuclear weapon. Over the last few months, he encouraged his foreign policy team to reach a deal with the Iranians to accomplish this goal. The president has made clear that Iran cannot have uranium enrichment. And he said repeatedly that this would happen one of two ways--the easy way or the "other" way. Second, I've seen a lot of confusion over the issue of "civilian nuclear power" and "uranium enrichment." These are distinct issues. Iran could have civilian nuclear power without enrichment, but Iran rejected that. Meanwhile, they've enriched uranium far above the level necessary for any civilian purpose. They've been found in violation of their non-proliferation obligations by the International Atomic Energy Agency (IAEA), which is hardly a rightwing organization. It's one thing to want civilian nuclear energy. It's another thing to demand sophisticated enrichment capacity. And it's still another to cling to enrichment while simultaneously violating basic non-proliferation obligations and enriching right to the point of weapons-grade uranium. I have yet to see a single good argument for why Iran needed to enrich uranium well above the threshold for civilian use. I've yet to see a single good argument for why Iran was justified in violating its non-proliferation obligations. I've yet to see a single good pushback against the IAEA's findings. Meanwhile, the president has shown remarkable restraint in keeping our military's focus on protecting our troops and protecting our citizens. He may decide he needs to take further action to end Iranian enrichment. That decision ultimately belongs to the president. And of course, people are right to be worried about foreign entanglement after the last 25 years of idiotic foreign policy. But I believe the president has earned some trust on this issue. And having seen this up close and personal, I can assure you that he is only interested in using the American military to accomplish the American people's goals. Whatever he does, that is his focus.
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Ignatius J Reilly
Ignatius J Reilly@lgnatiusJReilly·
@realchasegeiser Ah yes, the mechanized harbingers of apocalypse. Draft day, indeed. I shall remain barricaded with my manuscripts and Dr. Nut, observing this imperial farce from a safe, judgmental distance.
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Chase Geiser
Chase Geiser@realchasegeiser·
🚨BREAKING: At least 25 air tankers en route to Europe/Middle East from the U.S. right now Prepare for draft day
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