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Happy fall y’all

Systemic problems require systemic solutions. Black or white, male or female; You are a part of the system. You need to be a part of the solution.

Stanley Steamer is a woman

Straight up, not having a good time 😙✌🏼

It’s aboutta be over for y’all

Comin out of my cage and I’ve been doing kind of bad. I was in a cage recently.

Fall in love with Jesus before you fall in love with anyone else

1,569 people saw this tweet and not a single one asked me how I was doing. Smh guys... this was clearly a cry for help

Running sucks. That’s it. That’s the tweet.

Everyone struggles. Why do it alone?

Ok but how did you see God today?

Opening a thing of ice cream and throwing out the lid because I’m not a quitter

Life update: My sisters married and my moms my best friend

Me *spends 40 minutes imagining the world under attack by South American animals and whether we'd call it the Alpacalypse or Llamageddon* Wife: and that's what happened at work today Me: That's so interesting

Put this shit out 1 year ago today. December 10th is officially sausage and mushroom pizza day spread the word.

Received some very disappointing news today

You ever gotten up from the couch too quick and hit your knee on the corner of the coffee table?

jorts are truly the solution to all life's problems rough day? buy a nice pair of jorts stressed at work? rock those jorts, pal significant other leave you? jorts spiraling into a deep depression from which there seems to be no return? you guessed it: jorts

Cashier: woah 56 rolls of cookie dough, big party tonight? Me: Cashier: Me: Cashier: Me: sure