Lhurker

Woman gets removed from her southwest flight and loses her mind at the service desk. When police finally arrived the woman gave a story about needing to get back to Porta Rico due to the health of her brother. She claimed that she was frustrated because they would not give her a refund to buy another ticket on another airline. While it may be frustrating, people do not have the right to damage property. In this case she was arrested and you can hear the crowd cheering in the background while the cuffs were being placed on.

@iowahawkblog F Tier: Penn State’s mangy poodle out for his daily constitutional

Tier 1: Iowa Michigan MSU Wisconsin Tier 2: Illinois Minnesota Oregon UCLA Tier 3: rest of them

"I want a Ferrari." That's cool "but with no shifter." Whut "Make it a 4 door that sets up high." I'm sorry ma'am but "And electric. And self-driving." I think that we "And in Crayola colors. Like a Fisher-Price toy." How about you buy a Ferrari decal and put in on a Zoox

@Robzeus59 Female oranges are THE BEST 🧡🧡🧡🧡🧡

shes a female orange 🥹🧡 🧡

@Eddyfisher230 That's one sly muthafuppah

High above the clouds, an Air Force pilot got down on one knee and proposed to the woman he loved. Reality check: When it’s real, you don’t wait for the perfect moment, you create it. 🎥 Best Proposal Ever... Air Force Pilot Proposal. Who’s cutting onions? ❤️

@ClownWorld I'd just be happy that some "dog lover" actually picked up after their damn pet, instead of leaving the crap all over my lawn

Woman walking her dog stops in front of a stranger’s house, throws a bag of dog poop into their trash can, and casually walks away like nothing happened. Some people really treat other people’s property like their personal garbage dump. Would you say something if you saw this or just let it slide?

AN OXFORD STUDENT IS RUNNING A PARTICLE SIMULATION WITH REAL PEOPLE'S NAMES AND CLAIMS CERN IS TAUNTING HIM THROUGH THE CODE Thousands of particles on a black screen - each one labeled with a real person's name - moving according to the laws of physics in real time and he is completely convinced this is not a simulation but a personal message from CERN directed at him specifically. Particle simulation with collision detection, velocity vectors and brownian motion - technically flawless code that tracks every particle individually and renders trajectories at 60 fps. CERN operates a 17km collider that accelerates protons to 99.9999991% the speed of light and generates a petabyte of data every single day - and apparently found the time to encode Oxford student names into a simulation. The code is real. The physics is correct. The conclusions are a separate conversation.

@iowahawkblog Celebrity Endorsements à la Tom Bosley. Now, that guy had it figured out.

Please help, my family is dying

Computa, give me friend who like Meats and have boat

@nflrums He's nowhere near good enough to be a Diva.

🚨🚨 Diontae Johnson finally explained his side of the story regarding his refusal to enter the Baltimore Ravens' Week 13 game against the Philadelphia Eagles on December 1, 2024. ​Johnson admitted that he was already incredibly unhappy with his lack of playing time after being traded from Carolina to Baltimore. When starting wideout Rashod Bateman ("Bate") went down with an injury in the cold 41-degree weather, the coaches told Johnson to get ready, but he flat-out refused: "It was cold. So, I'm on the sideline, just standing there, just going to the heater, back and forth, just waiting to hear my name called. So, end of third [quarter], going into the fourth over there, they're like, 'Tae, we need you.' I'm like, 'Nah.' To me, I'm thinking, 'I don't think it's a good idea for me,' because I was thinking about, like, my legs. I don't want to go out there and put bad stuff on film." Via the "Sports & Suits" podcast. #nfl #ravens #ravensflock

@TomlinSteelers It'll only be weird if we advance in the postseason.

The Steelers sideline is definitely going to be weird this season for the fans Coach Tomlin’s legacy will NEVER be forgotten

@TaraBull Port Gibbon

Port Gibson high school graduate taken into custody after going on stage and destroying property during graduation. Video shows officers stepping in and removing him right there. What a way to end 12 years.

@JebraFaushay Makes sense. Andy doesn't have a father, either.

For $225, you can have a black Woody. (Makeitbrowntoys)

@NoCatsNoLife_m Love this one

92 years ago today a posse of Louisiana and Texas police, led by dogged Texas Ranger Frank Hamer, hid in ambush along a highway in Bienville Parish LA. Their intended quarry: the notorious criminal lovebirds Bonnie Parker and Clyde Barrow. Bonnie and Clyde had been on a 4 year robbery and burglary spree, abetted by a few accomplices like Clyde's brother Buck and his wife Blanche. Despite a desperate police dragnet, they had eluded capture thanks to three factors; first, their robbery spree was almost completely within the state of Texas, and targeted mostly small mom & pop stores and state chartered banks. Without an interstate commerce pretext, the FBI (then just the Bureau of Investation) was prevented from involvement. With solid evidence by 1933 that the gang's spree had spread to Missouri and Iowa, the (F)BI was now able to bring their investigators into the hunt. In May 1934 they were known to be in remote rural Bienville Parish, as house guests of a certain Methvin family. Which brings up reason two for Bonnie & Clyde's ability to stay one step ahead of the law: a certain public sympathy and romanticism. Their faces were plastered all over the papers, but not every citizen wanted to cooperate in their apprehension. This was the absolute depths of the Great Depression, and for some a star-crossed mashup of Robin Hood meets Romeo & Juliet was not just boffo headline fodder. They were aided in their spree by sympathetic strangers like the Methvins who were well aware of those crimes. But Reason Three for Bonnie & Clyde's ability to elude the law is my favorite: Clyde's unbridled enthusiasm for V8 Ford cars. So much so, he was driven to write a letter to Henry Ford himself in April 1934, effusively praising his ill gotten Fords: Tulsa, Okla 10th April [1934] Mr. Henry Ford Detroit Mich Dear Sir— While I still have got breath in my lungs I will tell you what a dandy car you make. I have drove Fords exclusively when I could get away with one. For sustained speed and freedom from trouble the Ford has got ever other car skinned and even if my business hasn’t been strictly legal it don’t hurt anything to tell you what a fine car you got in the V8. Yours truly Clyde Champion Barrow

AIDE: Joe Biden fcked Kamala Harris Me:

@Raindropsmedia1 Pit bulls = damp dynamite

A woman and her dog were attacked by a vicious pit bull while on a walk, but her quick thinking helped her avoid any damage to herself or her dog. 😳🙏🏽🐶

The way she's eating those pancakes tells me everything I need to know about her.

Wife doesn't want to serve you? No problem - go to her work where she has no choice. 👌

@CBSEveningNews Cronkite's old seat. How far CBS has fallen.

A Georgia man has a creative answer to the rising gas prices – turning a Barbie Camper into what he calls a mini car that only takes $3.00 to fill up.