liam

@lpl2ibz better than activewear at least

Happy birthday n that mate but could tell ye from Manchester straight away wid them outfits 🤮🤮

@arron36s @juasanalghaib everyone says that up north?

@juasanalghaib ‘chippy tea’ total larper

dad said it was chippy tea and he's taken birds eye haddock out of the freezer

@maradonapilled @yerdas_outV2 it’s a brave new world

@yerdas_outV2 Yeah humanity ended a long time ago because if this happened 20-40 years ago people would talk about it nonstop

This is the craziest thing to ever happen but we are too desensitized to fully grasp it

Turns out that if you do well in school and are at least moderately attractive, they just let you raw dog ADHD and autism until your thirties.

@Jaack those water bottles piss me off bad

This tweet offended all of the Twitter melts 😂

When i tell man @Young_Spray can actually bar they don't believe me 🤦🏿‍♂️

Gutting result but we got what we deserved, cannot invite a team on like and expect anything different. I was promised this man was different and elite in these moments and how majorly different it would be from “PE Teacher Southgate!” …clearly not! The Rice substitution for a defender was baffling. That’s where the game was lost. Frustrating cause I think we could have won, but either way we wouldn’t have beat the Spanish IMO. Tuchel should step down. See you in 2 years, it’s coming home 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿

@Anesabanana england tonight so deffo

I know I’ll do coke again tbh I can’t wait

smoking the weed that lets me forgive myself

@GuehiSznn @99_9pct @jamalthetenth it’s per 100g but still about 1600 cals per pack

@99_9pct @jamalthetenth Tell me that’s a joke, eaten a whole packet before within the hour

M&S bakery nutritional info is dark

@EmmElltrs1 @gedelfy @Iovelanguge would you make the same comment about a woman?

@gedelfy @Iovelanguge @liamjohnty shes right. the guy is a fucking beg🫶

@thomasallalong did you think you came across as the more likeable/respectable one in this interaction

girlfriends love to be like "I'm going to go read in bed" and then you walk past and it's actually playing on phone and vaping in bed

schmood

@Iovelanguge fair enough if that’s true

@liamjohnty The joke is that he sends her the msg at the same time everyday, so yeah I probs would’ve posted it if genders were reversed. I’m an inclusive hater <3

@tcip_ this is what i would say in an attempt to be witty and not come accross as offended/homophobic

asked a cute guy at university if he liked boys and he replied 'unfortunately not'. i still wonder what exactly did he mean by 'unfortunately'?

putting in my too weak notice

@battymoth by roadman do you just mean working class northern young person?

The kind of shit you unfunny colleague who isn’t really into football will show you at work and expect you to laugh at

@paininjection @luvmylilstarzzz @ieatu4lunch it’s not boring to be kind to men

@luvmylilstarzzz @ieatu4lunch yeah they are and they’re fucking boring too

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