Pims

Retweet if you believe it’s time to elect more Black women.

I’m Zucker. Zucker is me.

Freddy Gaudreau has more points than Johnny Gaudreau in their last four games. #FreddyHockey

Don’t talk to me about the founding fathers not wanting DC to be a state unless you also support Mega Virginia.

i am being told. we lost an hour of sleep last night. why. what is the point. my stuffed fren sebastian and i. will be sleeping an extra hour. every day. for the rest of the year. to make up for it

I love Kasperi Kapanen

had a long talk with myself and i disagree

Mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell.

Can we please talk about Matheson's give-and-go to himself?

I’m really glad Mike Matheson is good now

God, why do I not think before I do things?

i can’t explain it but this is how i feel

Blueger just put DeAngelo on his ass in front of the Penguins' bench.

Just thinking about Teddy Blueger’s shorty this morning.

The 5-on-3 SHORTY! 🚨 #LetsGoPens 📺: NBCSN 💻: bit.ly/3sCqY3g

Without a crowd, the Penguins really are missing the “SHOOT THE PUCK” guy and it shows.

Y’all I HATE hockey

Two things. First: I hate hockey. Second: if my acne could just CHILL for like a sec that’d be great.