Matthew Brinker

I’ve fallen in love here

Hey Twitter. I don’t use you anymore but I just want you to know I’m happy and life is good. I’m my favorite version of myself I’ve ever been and I’m the happiest I’ve ever been I don’t know if I’ll come back here again or ever. But I just wanted to document this Happy tweet

Guys I think I’m gonna start an OnlyFans for my dogs. Here’s a sneak peak

Deep

John Daly is every drunk old man that I’ve ever played golf with in the best and worst ways. All of it… like I can’t explain how obnoxiously perfect he is in that character And how completely opposite Bryson is. This video is gold if you’re a golfer lmfao

Always remember, nobody actually gives a fuck about you anyways lol

When is it my turn? I’m tired of leveling up and being better for everybody else

My heart hurts

The amount of people that I’m going to look at in a completely different light after today, methinks, is going to be astonishing Wow. Just… Wow

I get to live here. I get to do this. Happy tweet

Listening to old songs I love on the patio with bourbon tonight Time to make some changes

Life is just fucking impossible sometimes…

I get to live here. I get to do this

Be happy and be yourself. It drives people fucking insane for some reason lol

You know, when I moved south I thought the saltiest thing I would encounter would be the ocean… But oh my god, I met you lmfao wow

I’m so proud of you, little awkward human child. I hope you go on to be excellent at everything else you apply yourself to in life All love. Always

My worst complaint in life right now is I’m so fucking tired of being cold. And I’m still not rich. But… whatever lol Fuck this cold

You’ll never know how proud I am, little awkward human Blessings and curses of life

remember the sun doesn’t give a fck abt who it blinds so don’t dim ur light for anybody