Phorever 🧸

My mama is always on some demon mode I love her so much 😭😭😭

Period pain crazy gaan. Some babes dey faint just because of the pain Some other babes no dey feel anything.

This. Is. Irritating.

Once NEPA put you for Band A, your own don finish You go dey use all your salary to buy unit

@PenTitan One unit na like 300 Naira. Na me find place with steady light. Na me still dey regret 😭🤣

Communication is when the other party understands your message not when you speak English.

Na my laziness Dey actually motivate me to work hard because e get some kind chores wey I no wan ever use my hands do again for this life lol

“Girlfriend allowance” Very funny concept 😂😂 I go rather die

now take this information and flip it. constantly pointing out the things you are grateful for can train your brain to notice more things to be grateful for. constantly noticing abundance will train your brain to notice even more abundance. flip the script & stay in control.

“African tradition is about purity and truth” Na because say dem never sacrifice you or use your sister bury igwe.

They probably changed it because someone in the higher -ups needs to get blood transfusion. Lmfaooo touché.

when a church member gets a successful one done, they’ll thank God for the miracle 😂

After men, women and children have died! Lmaooo

I wonder how millennials who have lost friends and loved ones must be feeling about the new JW policy Not like this would even free them of their religious shackles.

The part of religion that irritates me is the part that tells you to just do stuff without questioning it What do you mean i should just follow instructions without asking questions??

By the way if you are Ghanaian and your family name is Tippong, and you have a dad or uncle who attended the University of Ghana, Legon in the early 1970s, and his roommate at Legon Hall was one David Fakunle Hundeyin, please cross the road and avoid me wherever you see me. Your dad/uncle/granddad was the one who converted my old man into a Jehovah Witness. You and I have a blood feud. Avoid me.

I remember back in 2006 when my older brother was a 5th year medical student at Korle Bu and he caused a big family quarrel during a brief holiday in Lagos where he mentioned casually that he regularly administered blood transfusions to his patients. My dad believed that as a Jehovah Witness, my brother should decline to take part in any medical procedure involving blood transfusion on religious grounds. He didn't even want to know whether such a refusal was even possible under the terms of medical practise (it isn't) - all he knew was that 12 white men in Brooklyn who regularly spoke to "Jehovah" had decreed it so, and how dare us children from a JW family not prioritise those instructions over everything else. And because he convinced himself that his placenta was tied to these stupid Jehovah's Witnesses, he went on to lose his whole family that he spent decades building an empire for, and he died rich, miserable and alone. His first child got married and didn't even inform him because she knew he wouldn't approve. His 2nd child (my brother) invited him to his wedding and he declined because the bride was Catholic. His 4th child (me) got married and he was also absent, and he never met any of the 2 grandchildren he had before he died confused and heartbroken. And after thoroughly fucking up his life, the cult just wakes up one day and changes the entire fundamental doctrine that made him go to war with his own children. There is no way to quantify the damage that has been caused here, and even if there were, oyibo man is definitely never going to pay. As in my dad's case and in the case of every other brainwashed, spiritually lost black person, African wey no gree get sense, na oyibo go kill am. All we can do is cry over spilled milk now.

So many people dont know how to let go even after being cheated on. The pain of letting go after investing so much is way more than the pain the feel after being cheated on Redpill would call it weakness but it is what it is.

@anic4uu Kpomo shawarma?? Naaa

There's beef, chicken, and even fish shawarma.. why una dy look kpomo shawarma less? Justice for Kpomo Shawarma 🫵🏿😡

Lmaoo. A part of me thinks Thanos was nerfed.