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@Juddywizard The entitlement brazy gaaan😹

I noticed I stopped seeing this babe’s WhatsApp status, which was unusual because she posts a lot. I texted her today to check on her, only to discover she’d blocked me. I called because I was genuinely surprised and confused. She referenced the time she sent me a wishlist for her birthday last month, which I didn’t even take serious because the request was so random. She then said, “I don’t keep friends that are not useful to me.” Mind you, we only knew each other during our NYSC year, Never for once made advances at her or gave her any reason to think I owed her anything. I honestly don’t know how to feel.😂

@Juddywizard Omoooo. I no wan go through that stress abeg😭

@lightbreedd Na jazz you wan take make am easy ??😂😂

With the way people complain about house hunting in lagos. Omoooo. Mine should be easy abeg

@clownkingstone 😭😭

@lightbreedd It will never be easy.

@MsBlackurk I just cant😭

@lightbreedd 😂😂😂😂😂

This barber spend almost 5mins on shaping the hairline of another customer. Had to walk and lie that i wanted to pick something. Not me and him abeg. I love my hairline.

People are addicted to easy. And easy is the reason their life stays hard.

Bruh! I met someone recently and i had to pray she doesn’t meet the wrong guy who would show her pepper. That level of innocence at 25 was so shocking. Omoooooo

"the bandits washed our clothes..."

@Arhmeed_ @Truewhiteone your goat🤣

“No such thing as a life that's better than yours”

I just experienced something now, please take your online presence seriously, if you do, you might not need to apply for jobs again, jobs will find you.

It is in your financial interest that people spread the rumor that you are a stingy man.

You can only successfully Lock-in when you have your basic needs covered in this country.

@air_mayor No o, abegg🤣

@lightbreedd You no wan be like me🤧

@bedsheetgirlll My hair line my pride 🤣💔

@lightbreedd 😂😂

“I don’t bring anything to the table, I am the table”

A society that worships money will always be a breeding ground for criminals.

Then they come back to ask why men are sexualizing chefs and private chefs. Lmaoo

As an engineer, you’re only as good as the level of problems you’re privileged to work on.

First time I cheated I knew that life is for me. I judged my father too harshly for loving hoes.